Boudicca

Yeah! I suppose you're right. Thread closed Closed again.

Hopefully not The Roman Army. I'm not too fond of them

So it does! Congratulations on your new persona. Great profile

Google Fight

I have noticed this in Tesco! I'd prefer my username to be correct, but I'm not sure what it should be

This might be handy in years to come. Better than those, "I Love My Grandad" bibs. That, or Mr Josco's little man is wiping his eyes at the very thought of a "change of life" baby! Those 3 a.m feeds do hurt your eyes..

I was thinking that it might be his cashpoint PIN number, and that he's changed it from 616 to 666 because he kept forgetting it. Wonder which branch he banks with..

Only because Winnie the S**t didn't get past the swear filter

Like this? Rarr!!! Oh, sorry. That's a polar bear.. Welcome anyway, Fierce!

I didn't know he had a "bird". Perhaps the unfortunate lady should look around for someone younger, and in better health..

Hasn't he just! Most impressive. Best rant deconstruction I've seen in ages. Cheers for bringing it to my attention.

That might be described in legalise as a "conflict of interest", tempting though the idea is..

Damn! I was looking forward to the punchline.

I'm sure that the father of Lila Moss would agree. Perhaps we all need to get together and make the Super-Rich History! Starting with The Beckhams.

I'd like a DL wineglass, lovingly personalised with my top ten most embarrassing late-night posts

I have to confess that I thought of a similar sounding item when I first read that! I'd buy a lighter, though. Good idea.

Might as well use my 800th post here. Congratulations Boudicca! Regards, ff 800! 800! Well done ff

Might as well put my 500th post here..

I'd like Jack to have survived, and within three weeks be farting in bed, leaving the toilet seat up, and not making Rose feel all magical and special any more. Then she would realise that she didn't like living with a scruffy layabout, and go back to America with the money.

raider+Oct 7 2005, 09:35 AM--> QUOTE(Tom( raider @ Oct 7 2005, 09:35 AM) Thank you. That is very sad. You don't happen to know what became of that priceless diamond necklace, by any chance, do you? I do! The old lady threw it in the ocean! Very selfish of her. They should have ended the film with the old lady's grandchildren catching her about to do it, throwing her into the ocean, and having a big party paid for by the proceeds from selling the necklace. If I were James Cameron, I would insist on filming it, just for a laugh.

I certainly fancied R.O'S with his cloak and mask!

Spiders, no problem.. Heavens, I haven't seen "Dick Turpin" since I was was a majorette!

Can I come and stay at your house, please?

Thank you. That is very sad. You don't happen to know what became of that priceless diamond necklace, by any chance, do you?

Sounds like he was also well qualified as a divorce lawyer.