Boudicca

You're also a Michael Jackson song, HCW! How very touching..

So you are.. Shame it isn't a donkey and Princess sanctuary really!

It was. Perhaps we've run out of jokes, and this thread is now on a loop.

That's why I got an error message. I thought I'd forgotten how to do it for a moment! Also with T.F. "Pope Polycarp Pengo" isn't something you'd be able to say at speed after a few drinks, is it?

That's a new one. We're usually wished long, slow, painful deaths. Swift demises, and moderators being accused of being childish is all too much change for me. It's not the forum I once knew and loved.

What a sweetie!

Perhaps he could add his comments to this debate. He'd find lots of sympathetic people there. Like this person:

Have they noticed you missing yet?

Some advice from The Expert! Or you could ask Elizabeth Taylor if she's still around. Haven't heard anything about her lately..

I trust the time spent shooting yesterday passed without undue incident!

I've got a fashion collection. I'd much rather be riding on a firetruck in Iraq, but it suits my new signature..

Bloody hell! Look what The Boss has been up to!

You should get some "interesting" search results for "honez". Probably best not to try it at work, though. Unless you've already been fired for looking at Lady Grendel's page.

Forgot to log in. That'll teach me

Can't think who you're referring to, Lady G.. Mr josco also looks absolutely nothing like I had imagined.

The titles on this forum are perfectly dispacable. You are quite right about that.

To be perfectly honest, I don't get why you people can feel good perpetuating discussion on forums that you consider distasteful. Takes all sorts, I suppose..

Nice to have you back!

Excellent work, gentlemen! I shall pay much more attention to these types of posts in the future. By the way.. have you heard the one about the and the ?

I did wonder if it was possible to construct some sort of narrative using these emoticons. Presumably, like Arabic, it would be read from right to left, starting with the "ill" face. I gave it a full ten seconds of my attention before becoming distracted by something shiny. Perhaps someone else can do better..

It won't be half as much fun as you're expecting it to be

My powers of prediction are distinctly underwhelming. Perhaps I should hang out with Banshees more often! Dog's poo, football, sex toys and strippers. Classic DL degeneration

Why doesn't Google know about those yellow plastic things called "trick sticks"?! They were less than great, I must admit, but at the time, I am sure I preferred them to my Rubik's Snake!

Don't tell me how. I don't want to know.. You are a Prince / Princess Among Men / Women, HCW, but perhaps this would be more accurate: