Boudicca

Ashtrays??? It kind of leaves me with nothing to say? A simple typographic error, I am sure

Might as well.

Well isn't that special

Here you go. Belated birthday present. Which Johnny Depp are You?

Oh the irony...

Not quite, eh Bruno? I don't mind locking, or even deleting this thread. We'll give it thirty minutes, shall we? You decide.

Happy Birthday, Lady G. Go on. Drink the lot

Don't knock it until you've tried it

No thanks. Just you

It sounds a bit too much like work, windsor..

It could happen. Honestly, Hein, it's no laughing matter. My wishes are all recorded in my Living Will, along with the need for a coffin equipped with jet engines and rocket fuel.

I want mine fitted with a car alarm, emergency oxygen supply and a Satellite Navigation system. It's not too much to ask in this day and age..

It'll be inetresting if Jerry Lewis drops down dead.

I've heard that these gases can make a corpse appear to sit up. Apparently, it's unwritten policy amongst mortuary workers not to let the new guy know about this

Oh my. It's been a few years since I last heard that

Sorted

Oh well, that was short-lived. All I did was say how cute Fergies girls were with their red hair. And how I used to be teased about mine until joined a certain forum I don't think that suggesting that Camilla be titled, "Step King Mother in Waiting" went down too well either..

Her profile. Apparently, Kelly's avatar caused a bit of a stir (Scroll to end)

As does this member..

I'm Cevaprff Revpn. rot13 Page six.

They've just approved my account. I wonder why that took so long I'm thinking of posting in the "Title For Camilla" thread. Any suggestions?

And next time, she's bringing all her mates! Just wonderful, "Elspeth"

No great loss. This woman was clearly the "Buffalo Bill" of her time.

The jury is still out regarding my acceptance. However, thanks to this, I have my reply all ready to be sent: Dear Sir, Thank you for your letter. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me membership. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite your forum's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate membership forthwith. I look forward to messing with you. Best of luck in rejecting future candidates. Sincerely Boudicca

Well, she doesn't exactly look like she'd be a barrel of laughs..