Boudicca

That's what I got when I put in my real name, a land far, far away. Oh, well. I'm glad you'll be there to provide the laughs when yourself and Mr Boudicca are shearing sheep in New Zealand

I'm told that strippers often dress as traffic wardens. It's a sign, HCW. Follow your destiny

Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.

I thought the answer was "Mormon"

Amanda? Do you need some coffee?

No great loss to the gene pool One man was found dead aboard his boat after apparently trying to ride out the storm at sea. Another was found in a capsized boat.

In her autobiography, which I have never read, Victoria Beckham says: "When I go to matches, I don't watch the ball. I watch David." Clearly, there were always "trust issues" in the relationship, if that's the kind of surveillance the poor bloke was subjected to

Bravo Many happy returns, Captain. Have a great day!

huh: Ooh, errr, sounds rather risque. Well that's set me up for the day. The joke, um, not the "strangling"..

I've not heard that before. It's rather charming

Tell that to the Vietnamese And whilst you are at it, tell that to the Americans!

From my inbox: Right now l am in a REFUGEE CAM somewhere in West Africa (REPUBLIC OF BENIN) Is that a bit like a WEB CAM? Perhaps "Refugee Idol" will hit our screens in the Autumn

..talk about things you like to do. You've got to have a dream! If you don't have a dream.. How else are you going to make a few quid after being in The Damned? Oops, wrong lyrics.

So far they have. Keep paying the protection money, windsor, and your signature will remain safe. I wish I could say the same about my profile

It's not quite the Force, but it is the Power. regards, Darth Hein Nice work, Darth Hein

Well I'm happy with my addition to today's calendar. Thanks, HCW

And that's how it came about. Please feel free to use it if you wish

You forgot to add that you wanted someone to talk to about shoes, babies, and PMT. I didn't want anyone to guess what sex I am Trust me, they're still guessing.

Who's the flasher at the back? You should know, you were at the inauguration party... Now where did I leave my mac? Forget my head next. regards, Hein I didn't recognise your cloak, Hein. Couldn't see the hood.

Who's the flasher at the back? I'm at the front being tarred and feathered because windsor called me "decent". It's all evil, all of the time from now on.

You forgot to add that you wanted someone to talk to about shoes, babies, and PMT.

Tenuous Link Warning They also serve piping hot American (apple) Pie??

Well that was a surprise. Truly, my cup runneth over today. I'd better pop out and buy a lottery ticket