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I'm just jealous, Dr Shipman

So you won't mind if I demote you to Pointless Ranter then?

Quite right, too, Mr Notapotato. I might add to this debate. Depends on how soon I finish IYG's homework

So that's why they always buy a new car before going away, the crafty gits.

Cheers, HCW. Vilebody: My parents are also going on holiday for the fourth time this year. Aged, and in ill health, they are driving across France to Spain. I find it quite touching that they are clearly attempting to finish themselves off before I have to resort to murder.

Is school uniform optional? Well, the women have a choice of uniforms or nudity. As you wish.

With all these equity release schemes, I'll be lucky to inherit so much as the cupboard under the stairs

Is school uniform optional?

Very Christopher Walken-esque, the shifty looking maniac. He doesn't look like he would take too kindly to watching football videos of 1966.

I've upgraded him. I had better warn him of the dangers of disco dancing on the London Underground in that heavy winter coat

Sod that. I'm crap at it. I am going to rent a German instead. This young man looks like he can do dishes.

Kill your pets.

Can anyone actually find a link for this? She isn't even famous enough for the near miss thread in my opinion.

I should hope not. That's my job

That'd be me, I suppose My soul is stuck behind the fridge. I haven't seen it since 1987.

This one is decent, but regrettably deceased..

That's LSD for you

Are you referring to J.K Rowling? I must admit, I prayed for the death of Harry Potter during "Order of the Phoenix", the whiny little sh*t.

I'm guessing "About a Boy" for 12, because of the stupid hat, and "Bridget Jones" for 57. No idea about 15, though..

Well just look at the evidence: Eyewitnesses recall a man in a heavy coat jumping over the barrier. Others say they saw "wires" coming out of his jacket. Sounds like they are describing the armed police..

Well sod all that.. *Cuts down IYG and tries to revive him with Britney Spears videos* Wake up, Mr dumbass!

I really don't think he is a girl. Although this is the internet, and one can never be sure..

<sigh> Dylan, if you so much as look at me wrong, I'll reef that shirt off your back. Happy with that, Banshees? (No offense, Dylan)