Boudicca

These are interesting times right enough. Seems some Imperialist tried to attack a hospital ship.... using a train. https://www.google.com/amp/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/US/engineer-allegedly-crash-train-usns-mercy-los-angeles/story%3fid=69926172 More like this please, America.

on your marks...

Looks like Steve's prediction for the day was right. IF true. He could be jetting off to a Caribbean Island or something. A Downing Street backdrop would be easy to do for his updates.. Scary for his pregnant missus though.

I've been quite sick so I've not been up to much. Did anyone get that "Clap for Carers" thing?** Nothing here. Thank fuck we're all too antisocial to start doing flash mobs like the Italians. ** Unfortunate word choice.

This just in from charon: Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid 19. Prince Andrew is at Windsor with Jennifer, 14.

My GBF#2 just now: "you should really delete your entire Facebook and Twitter because you absolutely come across like a terrorist and Homeland Security..." I don't! I'm just maybe a bit outspoken sometimes is all. Also, calling for the whole government to be lined up and shot was perfectly justified.

The most terrible thing about this bad cold that's flooring me is I'm too weak to skip YouTube ads and they are just as awful as you can imagine. And it's trolling me. I go to sleep on my second phone, let it do its own thing and wake up to "Saturday Night Fever"

These boys.

I've just bought the last box of wine in the highlands. There's none on the west coast. This is going to be interesting. Death toll from abrupt withdrawal to add to it.

Counting blessings since there's a run on booze in Scotland and I've been drinking since ten this morning. I really like the fact that we're all in this together unlike the troubles America paid for. Makes a nice difference not going "where's that building / street / city gone?" fuss they made about two of theirs... And we're all even barred from Canada like Sir Creep. Je suis SC without going to the bother of winding up border guards. That's two. There's rakes good about this. Perspective.

Thank you boys. I thought it was just me going "what class of madman puts toast in the fridge, am I missing something?" Nice to know it's just that one. Outlier.

A cupboard in England. Protestants put toasters in them. Don't ask me why. Ditto fridge chilled toast. Absolute inexplicable behaviour.

Protestants. Give them the run of the kitchen because social distancing and they put the toaster in the press (!) aaaand toast IN THE FRIDGE. Actual maniacs. I can't even try to explain any of this.

And they're always gobbing on the pitch. Even Prince Philip has been trained not to do that in public. Could change the face of football forever, this.

Sounds like a normal weekday in the highlands.

I just had a second vaccination of live viruses (MMR) because the NHS lost my medical records. Can't keep up with me skipping countries fair enough. The surgery was pretty much deserted, just me, no doctors either apparently. This exact thing happened during Avian Flu, I go to some bird sanctuary wondering where everyone is. I'm making no sense at all even for me, but my point is, if, like I was told, I might feel delirious, how do I know if it's just the vaccine or I'm sick and should be out shaking hands with everyone I hate? ** ^^ delirious type post.

I'm actually so fucked off about this, especially being told what I can't do (never ends well) that I'm away to China tomorrow. Who wants what?

Saw the handwashing with "God Save the Queen" and thought I would rather die tbh. I'm considering locking charon's chinese phone thread as a precaution. First case offshore. My pal there has already cancelled his Italian skiing holiday and is going nowhere for a while.

I might change my mind again now that Sir C is out. I have a good feeling about his "I knew exactly how she fell, but I was not there" coma victim. A tragic air bubble to the heart accident is just waiting to happen. Anyway, all eyes on TQR vs Deathray...

Exactly. We were both blamelessly diligently working on our DDP entries, right? What's that you say, officer? Is just a list of folk we want dead is all, nothing to see here. ** SC actually took one through American airport security. I thought he'd be shot for it.

Oh, I thought it was missing a couple of things. I've just been told about the car chase and hospitalisation. Okay that's the full set then. Still not exactly my fault, not really. I wasn't even there!

ABSOLUTE # SCENES going on SotW, seriously. Guards, ketamine crazed people, everything. Is suddenly somehow MY fault! Tbf usually IS, but not this time. No. I'm 600 miles away, cuntos. Blame someone else.

If someone else plays their own cards right more like Anyway I was officially resident in Scotland when I voted in December I think. I was just a bit off grid before that

I wouldn't worry too much about posting in the "correct" thread for MIA Nelson, since the thread creator herself has only a vague recollection of it Possibly I was thinking of "Where has Tempus gone?" Which seems to have been superceded by this. And figured we might as well have one just for LFN. Come to think, that got altered to "Where has Tempus, Windsor, everybody gone"

Christ on the cross, I go away for a few days, an this unedifying thing in the first few posts happens!