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Sir C? Paul? TQR is all partied out can we handle this? Anyways. We got cars big as bars we got rivers of gold...

We were trying to buy a bed once an this boy on Craigslist was "I'll sell you this for $800 OR swap for an AR 15. Now, as assault rifles go it's okay, gets a bad rep, but I was a bit worried he'd get sellers remorse and go shoot up the mall with me there.

I always feel a bit sorry for Mariah Carey who hasn't had any presents in like, twenty years...

I'd need to agree there. Fairytale is always right afore the Guardaī show up and the evening draws to an end...

I really cannae be bothered merging the other Christmas threads I found. Hosanna in Excelsis y'all.

Are we talking about wrestlers now in the wrestling thread? I *was* going to refute the Omega Male accusation with photographic and video evidence to the contrary but I can't actually be bothered so you'll just have to trust me on this matter. Carry on.

Holy fuck 48 maybe.

That's Sir Creep on a 24 hour ban.

Labour. Also tactically. It's my birthday tomorrow (today?) so cheers Boris for potentially spoiling it.

Room Lovely - Man forgets a thousand dollars...

Now posting just to give love that Death Duke has "not Blackpool" set as his profile location That's great! FTW

Posting for Ireland really. Very sad.

So that's Kerslake then as per request elseware? Not saying I don't trust you obviously..

A/ It was Saturday B/ You can't be Catholic and not drink wine on the Sabbath. As for pick, the shock of you contacting his stepdaughter (btw - not daughter) regarding the DL Cup may well have set up a self fulfilling prophecy causing a swift decline in health etc

I genuinely am too lazy haven't got time! I moved house yesterday and there's wine needing drunk. But we'll go with those. Up to him if they're disqualified. In fact, I dare him.

Stiles Kerslake Lloyd Celtic NZ musician boy DL Cup 2019 I think. Can you confirm @msc? I haven't got time.

I've had news of my oldest (the traitor) brother (disgrace to family, county, parish, actually entire Ireland) so it's this again. It's not being played / sung down the phone to him by any DLers on this occasion so that's a bit different. Also Ghosteen was really disappointing and I was even considering paying for it.

SIr C spotted his new one at Dornoch which is about a half hour away from me and where the last witch in Scotland was killed. I used to change mine but every time I did, Banshees Scream would have a raging meltdown so I'm out of the habit now.

This is so absolutely huge Lafayette hospice boy SC knows that I'm actually posting for a change. Maybe our Celtic NZ singer he wrote stepdaughter about go next...

What's the worst thing you've done whilst under the influence? Apart from talking bollocks in the chat. Or starting crap off-topic threads..

I'm almost as proud of my 82 (?) day run of no hits as I am of being in the final without a crushing defeat, although there's no shame in that v @Spade_Cooley Congratulations to the winner and many thanks to @msc for all his hard work, to @Sir Creep for advice and encouragement, and to everyone else who took part. It was fun!

Congratulations, @msc ** My Gift is a bit faulty given he was also a Cup hit for Spade *** Congratulations to you too @Spade_Cooley If nothing else a new Squonking Record may be incoming...

You contacted our NZ Celtic boy's stepdaughter!

Am I actually here? In final? Omigod. I'm going to be crushed. Yy SC please do go visit neighbour in Lafayette hospice. "How are ya really?" "Team Creep thinking of you a lot" Wear your DL t shirt.

Last summer you really did keep going "are you ever goin' tae take part in The Cup? Go on" This is entirety your fault!