Gunjaman5000

I have been a long term poster for many years now, but for fear of having my account blocked I am posting as a guest. I agree that all complaints in this section from irate visitors tend to be removed, I suspect if they either have a point we cannot respond to or make our beloved moderators appear idiotic. I say bring them on, because I think we all agree that death is natural, and it is often quite sexy. The feel of a corpse, even the smell of a rotting child (a famous one of course lol) gets my juices flowing, and my clit engorged until it it almost two inches long. With four fingers in my pussy and two or three in my anus I strum myself silly over the death. When my cunt juice drips down to my knuckles I know I've hit the jackpot. Feels so good. The guy who said he killed his mum is my hero, and I can respect the thrill that it gives us all. Phew - felt good to get that out of my system (I'm not just talking about my clunge mucus lol) and we should all have a collective wank like we used to back when I founded this site. See you back out there rigamortis dicks! xxx Who the fuck do you think you are you fucking twat! Never, and I mean NEVER come here again or we will fucking tell you to fucking leave!!! We are a respectable family of death loving people, and this whole thing about us being fat and stuff, so what? Yes most of us are obese, but death makes us happy. I eat a lot of chips! Do you think that is funny? I bet you are nearly as fat as all of us. And this poo stuff? What?! Poos are not suitable for this site. It's not the 'Poo List', it's the fucking death list. Poos are horrible and smelly. Corpses are lovely and smelly, but the smell is a nice one. I swear to fucking god, if any of us had any friends we would gang up together and BUM YOU! BUM YOU UP THE BUM HOLE! And if you die from our bumming, good, cos we will add you to the list even though you are not famous. Cunt. Signing off - the longest fucking member of this place, look it up mods (wankers) and you'll fucking see my name you arse drips. I bet you fucking fuck live people - CUNTS! You betrayed me. Kind of makes you miss Banshees really. Sigh.

I put the gunjalings in front of it to see if were an age related rpoblem. Sadly for them it appears to be genetic.

Found the little bastard after about 10 minutes last night Behind the fence, innit? regards, Hein I give up. Where is the little fecker?

Oh goody, another Iain thread. Could the best thread ever be reopened please? I'll post more often if it is. Welcome back Iain, feel free to bring your friends.

Don't really know what to make of this. The bloke in the middle seems to be taking it all in his stride though.

Sunset pictures on Google Earth. There are thousands of the bloody things, each one as average as the next. Seen one, seen 'em all.

Apparently poor old Ronnie wasn't in the best of health during his second term as president. You don't say. I've seen Scooby Doo episodes with bigger surprises than that.

A great shame. He was my favourite character in The Flintstones by miles.

I think Windsors second attempt; fits the criteria best so far in that it features crap as a subject. Although I'm not sure how well a thread featuring poo poetry would go down. Surely there's already considerable acreages of the internet devoted to that sort of thing?

Dual international Eric Tindill dies, aged 99. They don't make them like that anymore.

Grand Ayatollah Sayyed Mohammed Hussein Fadlallah Holy Shiite.

Watch him toss himself to death "The pair described as the Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker of porn." I didn't realise 'annoying' and 'not funny' were attributes lacking in the porn industry.

Happy birthday Star Crossed.

Seeing poor old Gary dropped down dead of a brain haemorrhage and being a curious chap myself, I had a quick look on Wiki to see how this brain haemorrhage carry-on works: It seems he was killed by a Diff'rent Stroke after all. The curse continues...

Godot me old china, I'll have to disagree with you here. The "damnable swear filter" I found to be a part of the sight's charm. The way I see it, the place is tactless rather than tasteless; small differences perhaps, but of the latter the interweb has many, and the former there are few. There's plenty of other places to vent one's spleen (and keep it relatively clean) occasionally, an off topic post in the Patrick Moore thread should give you the opportunity to clean out some cobwebs, should the need arise. I must say too, that I'm a little disappointed with your analysis of Star Crossed's metaphor which you found a little disappointing. It's like being marked down for plagarism and marked down still further for not plagarising well enough. That's a bit of a mixed message to be sending the poor boy isn't it?

Spade man, I thought it died with your good self and your dicky ticker the day they sprung you from the joint to sing for the masses. Another classic case of postal diarrhoea from mpfc, burying S Cooley's genuinely amusing post (which, given some decent moderation, should have triggered the locking of this pointless thread) with more banal, pointless rubbish. You really are the scourge of this forum, mpfc. I'm surprised anyone bothers posting at all these days, knowing that you'll be along in an instant to drown out the programme with your perpetual static noise. What makes your ubiquitous, narcissistic dross even more annoying is that you are, in real life, allegedly fairly intelligent and not the ignorant fucking moron you play "around these parts, like". A first-class cunt of the highest order, all you do is jealously hide the finer details of this forum in the snow of your tired mind. Which is a shame; I like snow. Really? You reckon Glasto will survive this? Next you'll be revealing your insight as to the Sun's potential rise in the east tomorrow morning*. The only thing I like about you is that you are older than me in real life and I have a very, very good chance of outliving you. Especially if, as I hope, you contract a painful and aggressive form of a rare and incurable disease as soon as possible. *Although, if the Sun doesn't rise in the east tomorrow, it'll probably be a hit on the NDP for Vaagheid, who seems to have almost every base covered. When did the swear filter start allowing fuck*? That's the real issue here. *Cunt, of course gets an honourable mention.

Not very well at all. Why would a fine upstanding young man like Gadhafi Jr. lie?

Any half decent copper ought to be asking Mrs Murphy a question or two methinks.

It's hardly surprising he has back problems considering he carries the weight of the world on his shoulders. How did we manage without him?

Not sure if it's strictly ironic, but stupid? Certainly.

So it'd be safe to say that he's not going to take it anymore.

This turned up in my junk mail folder today. ------------------------------ FROM:Mrs Rose Mongo TELL: +27 73 782 4367 105 SANDTON AVENUE SOUTH AFRICA. HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL AND URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE PLEASE _________________________________________________ ATTN: SIR / MADAM, I am Mrs.ROSE MONGO, wife of late MICHEAL MONGO who was murdered by the Zimbabwean veterans and irrate black people.Before the death of my husband on the 29th of Oct 2003, he was a Properous Tobacco and Coffee farmer in Zimbabwe and one of the major sponsor/ Financier of the opposition party - Movement For Democratic Change(MDC)in Zimbabwe. He was also the former president of Farmers Co-operative Trade Union in Zimbabwe. I am writing you from SOUTH AFRICA. I got your contact email address through the south africa International Information Exchange Centre and decided to write you. I write to solicit for your special assistance to a family shattered by a tyrannical government led by the dictator President ROBERT MUGABE and his(ZANU-PF) ruling party. I am probably of the convinction that you are aware of the present situation in my country Zimbabwe sequel to the land and farm land crisis in Zimbabwe, the government secretly sponsored the war veterans and some irrate party members to disposes the land being occupied by whites and some rich farmers who are opposed to his consistent stay in power and his radical and unnecessary reforms targeted at his political opponents. This action has led to the killing of some members of the opposition party including my husband(MICHEAL MONGO),who did not support this ill-fated action. But before the death of my husband and the consistent threats to his life, he anticipated some dangers and so he smuggled out the sum of US$25.m(TWENTY FIVE Million United States Dollars), to south africa since it is the nearest neighbouring country and deposited it in a security company with the intention of using it for the purchase of New farm machinery and chemicals for Agricultural purposes in South Africa as well as a purchase of some hectares of land in SWAZILAND. On the 29th Oct, 2003, the war veterans and some supporters of (ZANU-PF) ruling party trooped into our compound and axed him(my husband) to death. Since then, they have been terrorizing my only son, MICHEAL (JR) but I succeeded to work for his escape to a neighbouring country, SOUTH AFRICA as a political asylum seeker (refugee). But his position in south africa does not permit him to open an account or normalise this fund for any meaningful business transaction in south africa since He does not have a south african Identity Card. That is why I want this fund to be transferred into your Norminated account so that you will assist him to invest it in your country. Hence,if you agree to assist us, we have two options for you, we have agreed to go into partnership with you and your family or in the alternatve, we offer you 20%of the money for your assistance, 5% will be for the possible expenses incurred in the process of this transaction, while 75%will be for our family investment in your country,through your assistance. I want you to understand that this fund is purely a family fund/ money and not drug money, nor could it be classified as government fund or Money Laundering affairs and it could be substanciated by relevant authorties by our attorney. It is Family fund but termed confidential because I do not want my son to be traced to where he is presently. If you are interested in assisting us, kindly contact my son or myself with this email address,and the telephone number above. Right now, I am presently in south africa with MICHEAL(JR) my son and the whole of my family sequel to the tensed political situation and the fear for our lives in Zimbabwe. I need your urgent and confidential response. PLEASE READ ABOUT THE PROBLEMS IN ZIMBABWE FROM THE LINKS BELOW. www1.zimbabwesituation.com http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/918781.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/715001.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/1063785.stm Thanks. Best regards Mrs:ROSE MONGO (For the Family) -------------------------------- I score it ten for originality, ten for the "killed by irate black people" part (brilliant, you don't often hear that in news reports smuggled out of the country), but zero for attempting to take advantage of those with a social conscience who aren't particularly bright. Luckily I don't have a social conscience.

I'll bet Barrymore has had a stroke an' all. Is he still on Stuicide watch?

It doesn't strike me as the best name they could have come up with for that site (as noble as the cause may be). Help Alex Higgins by all means, but save? I mean really, he's not even small and furry.

Would I be right in guessing our not-so-new, hard-of-spelling friend is a members alter-ego? Should be good sport that, spot the alter-ego.