Gunjaman5000

The fifth of November. Gunpowder, treason and plot et cetera.

When did the Oval become the 'Brit' Oval? That was nearly as big a surprise as the cats 'half packet of maltesers' I found behind the couch while fixing the TV aerial.

Bloody hell! How long until they fake a death?

I was going to post that Barry Christ had died, but it was his younger brother Jesus, and it was two thousand years ago - nevermind!

I wonder this too. Is there any recorded case of someone suffering from an aggressive cancer in an advanced stage such as this stopping smoking and suddenly getting all better? I'd be very surprised. What's the point? It isn't lung cancer and is quite possibly one of the few things he could get any satisfaction from. I'd be even more surprised if hadn't tried smoking a bit of pot, I doubt he'd be worried about it leading to harder drugs.

I'll give you one guess. And no isn't an option. Honez, I appreciate that really hurt you to say that. Has to be said tho, there have been posts on here that have made Mr Scream look almost as intelligent as he thinks he is. Ive got a few bouts lined up for him on here, best he hurries back. Some of those make me nostalgic for Iain, let alone Banshees.

Oh goody, I love cryptic crosswords! How many letters?

...You are obviously young(ish) English, poorly educated and a c*nt. And don't forget: Illiterate and a cockjockey. This reminds me of the much lamented Vilebody's arguement for private education, succinctly put foward in the Pete Doherty thread.

Give me a thousand dollars a week and I'll move in an make all the noise you want. I won't chirp but I can burp on command. Well I will do it for 250 Euros per week, a Cuttlefish and a daily fresh copy of The Independent lining the bottom of my cage. Euros? EUROS? Where's your British spunk, man? Sticking the Independent to the bottom of the cage is my guess.

Your last name isn't Scream is it?

Did you get distracted by something half-way through posting Godot? Surely you meant 5-0 to England's weather. That's morely likely than any other 5-0 result in this series.

That album cover seems to be heavily influenced by Michael Jackson. Or is it the other way around?

I watched the video by 'Anonymous' (on their Wiki page) a few years ago on You Tube and thought that those Scientologists can't be all that clever. It's obviously Stephen Hawking.

Well done Mary, four and a half years late. Very funny gag though.

Tragic death, tortured genius et cetera. I'd like to see this fella playing at the funeral; A kiddy fiddling for a kiddy fiddler.

Tracey Ullman. Not funny. Not funny at all.

Shall I be predictable and say I've held a few woodies in my time? Or shall I surprise you all and keep my gob shut? I don't mean to come across as a dirty minded bastard, but is that the oral sex smilie you're using there Lardy?

Um, hay everyone?

I wasn't even aware that we had a cricket-team. Cricket???? WTF is cricket? Where's that Hein when you need him eh? Oh yeah, nearly forgot; chuckle, chuckle, guffaw et cetera.

Back up to the salt mine tomorrow, where I imagine I'll be enjoying (for enjoying read 'enduring') many several bottles of this; Being in Australia's drinkingest town, I like to do my little bit to keep the stats up. Civic pride and all that.

Here's a more flattering one since you asked so nicely.

Is swine flu called swine flu in Halibut countries?

The story of Badfinger is one of the saddest in all of Rock 'n Roll... Whereas the story of of Badmotorfinger is one of the . And not a single one of them dead yet. Which is nice.

This thread ought to do it. Updates on the no longer mysteriously dead Bob Woolmer could go here. I don't really think it matters which forum it's in does it? Worth a shout though.

That's the one who shot himself on TV wasn't it? I think I remember posting a link to youtube of that a few years ago... I think we're straying a bit from the remit of this thread. I don't find Budd Dwyer's death remotely funny....I mean, his timing is terrible... His death wasn't funny, the joke about it is. That was my point.