Dr Strangelove

Micheal Moore is at No.3 here.

You think Ozzy faked his accident, why?

God speaks on DL And only 11 posts so far, how disappointing - what's he doing with all his time? Being omnipresent ought to be a big advantage on DL.

Well boy would that make America popular! Plus of course the Russians would probably retaliate - not with nuclear weapons initially but conventionally, possibly against West Berlin. My prediction - if Nixon "Dropped the big one on Hanoi" the world would have slipped into WWIII within six months. If their place is to be dead, then yes.

Is that a special clairvoyant phone for talking to the recently deceased? Ron Reagan (talk show host) is the son of the late former U.S. President, Ronald Reagan. Ron Reagan (Wikipedia) Ah-ha now I understand!

Well I don't see you rushing to explain it in a clearer way though? Image properties would be an easier way, expcept the Library I use has disabled the right mouse button.

So you hate bands that leave their fans High and Dry then?

Is that a special clairvoyant phone for talking to the recently deceased?

At the bottom of the page is a box that says "You can add this graphic to your Web page using the HTML below." For guesty this is... <a href="http://www.cyborgname.com"> <img src="http://www.cyborgname.com/webimages/handyvac-GUESTY.png" width="240" height="180" alt="General Unit Engineered for Sabotage and Thorough Yelling" border="0"></a> You just have to convert the <img src bit> into the format that the posting system understands. I.E. <img src="http://www.cyborgname.com/webimages/handyvac-GUESTY.png" width="240" height="180" becomes If you've done it all correctly you get: http://www.cyborgname.com/webimages/handyvac-GUESTY.png' alt='handyvac-GUESTY.png'>

I'm speechless, anyone who disagrees with anything she says is a "pratt"

Any yet the second is much closer to the truth. Here's mine.

Okay I've just got to know, are you Ricky Gervais?

Perhaps he did die decades ago but has been too busy to notice ever since. regards, Hein Or perhaps he died quite a while ago and his wife controls his wheelchair via remote control, wheeling him into the public domain every now and then to encourage book sales. After all, when was the last time anyone saw him actually saw him move? Of course if he was dead, she wouldn't have the fun of slapping him around anymore.

Maybe they misheard a plea for the abolition of the papal vow of celibacy... "Let me have a bit of how's-yer-father" For God's sake just make the next 2 posts, and get it over with will you?

For the benefit of us mere grunts, what exactly is the Deathlist Conspiracy forum? Is it somewhere for your private "mod" jokes, or where you say what you really think about other posters.

Please allow Charlie Bronson, long-term prisoner, to have reformed. Reformed what exactly, ham perhaps? His long record of ongoing offences tend to disagree. I couldn't care less, he's locked up for our benefit not his. They can listen to him where he is at the moment. I think it's perfectly acceptable to give him internet access/a book deal/a journalist in suitable protective clothing. He can lecture the "yoof" all he likes, without being a risk to the society he's shown he can't be a part of. You can't have it both ways, you agree he's institutionalized; but you expect him to be released. Here's a shocking theory for you, he duffs up people all the time because he knows he can't hack it on the outside.

Of course you did! Season 2: Episode 20 "Back to the garden" Honestly you people are so suspicious, it's almost like you know me.

That, me old mukka, is the Rt Hon Helen Clark Pime Minister of New Zealand. At least until tomorrow, general election and all that... All together now 'Isn't she lovely...' And people are threatening to blow themselves up if they can't talk to her. Kinda put's people throwing eggs at John Prescott in the shade. Personally I'd vote for Mr Brash just cos I like his name. Anyway who are you going to vote for Gunga-Din?

I always thought the amyl nitrate soacked orange was found stuffed in a different oriface. I believe your supposed to bite on the fruit at the appropriate moment to wake yourself up & prevent asphyxiation. (I should emphasise I found this out from watching an episode of "Six Feet Under" incase your wondering.)

Supposedly OBL has a fanatical fear of technology, being continually afriad that the CIA would get to his PC. This is why Tora-Bora never got Broadband.

You don't happen to live near this guy then? You changed your post & my quoting of it - why?

Who? Christe................................... For just a breif second i thought i made his name a spelling casualty. I'm curious Banshees, why are your lines shorter than everyone elses? Do you have a very narrow monitor[sic] or are you just trying to make your posts look bigger.

Wow! That is the most useful thing I have ever ever read on this site. Yes, but I think it's the only useful thing I've seen on this site.

Well after a quick google... 38 Colorado August 1, 1876 39 North Dakota November 2, 1889 40 South Dakota November 2, 1889 41 Montana November 8, 1889 42 Washington November 11, 1889 43 Idaho July 3, 1890 44 Wyoming July 10, 1890 45 Utah January 4, 1896 46 Oklahoma November 16, 1907 47 New Mexico January 6, 1912 48 Arizona February 14, 1912 49 Alaska January 3, 1959 50 Hawaii August 21, 1959 So you're locked in the 1870s mindset then Bruno? Well, someone is bored. Yeah, and it only wasted a minute and a half. Must find something else to do.

So a random Mr Questy could be in trouble tonight - seeing as you haven't read my name correctly.