Dr Strangelove

According to the Daily Record John Cleese has developed bowel disease, and has thus had part of his colon removed; which he is now going to auction to fans. So if you've already got Graham Chapman's ashes on your mantlepiece, this is a chance to increase your collection.

According to the Scotsman Simon Le Bon is again to participate in the Fastnet race. Using the same boat "Drum". The last time he tried this in 1985; he capsized Drum and nearly died. The boat will have its original crew members (who should know better by now surely) Is this a prime example of failing to learn from experience?

OMJ last posted at 04:22PM on Apr 26 2005 Terminator at 05:02PM Apr 26 2005 Suprising as usually they make loads of posts. Anyone have any idea what's happened to them?

According to BBC News Richard Whiteley has been admitted to hospital. So today's conundrum is "MANONEIUP"

According to The BBC Oliver Stone has been arrested for drug possession. So do you think Stone has a drug problem that could shorten his life, or is it all just a conspiracy?

Sad to see him finally go.

I'm amazed that the dutch still have teletext. Haven't you gone digital yet?

So why's it only coming up now, and why in the past have the allegations of sexual misconduct been confined to him being overly familiar with his elderly relatives?

How was he looking? He looked good Is there a Madame Tussauds on the Isle of Man? No they could not afford it Oh a guessing game. I like these. Did you see him in a film Yvonne?

The only way the LHC will kill us is through old age.

Pig holds woman hostage. Yes really.

And what is it about dyslexia that prevents people from: 1. Using capital letters at the beginning of sentences, and a period at the end. 2. Cutting and pasting their message into Microsoft Word to make use of its "spell check" function.

According to Japenese North Korean expert Professor Shigemura, Kim Jong-Il died five years ago and has been replaced by a double. Times On Line story ABC News story

Looking at the page history the changes were made by 72.140.170.241 (not a good sign). The additional text was: (Note hilarious spelling of 'abulance' and 'appriximatley') Doing a google search for "Santa Monica Hospital Adam West" produces nothing on any announcement that Batman was staying overnight. This is an obvious and amateurish example of wikipedia vandalism.

I CALLED IT! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! Maybe, but with £25 million of insurance money at stake, there's plenty of reason for them to try and create doubt.

Perhaps because he might be a Manchurian Candidate?

Bozo dies ...UPDATE (he's still dead obviously) but I see phantom posted this earlier. I blame your search function.

I've recently recieved the following email which I though I should share with you all:

Don S Davis a Canadian actor has 'gone through the Stargate' for the last time.

Are you sure you don't actually sleep in the room next to Schapelle perchance?

When he appeared on the BBC's Hardtalk he had both a wheelchair ...and a walking stick. Maybe he uses it to hit people with.

Not much, although you must admit he's not short of ambition.

Try reading the article you linked to...

Book coming out in paperback then? Yep, 29 May 2008 according to Amazon

Happy 66th Birthday Dear Leader!