Saint Peter

Confirmed by the Beeb. Must be true.

Harvey Korman looks like he will not be in the saddle any more. Maybe not famous enough, however it was one of my favourite films.

I'm going for good old Ronnie Biggs. Just because it seems to be the lower numbers are getting hit the hardest. However Ronnie is a testement to how good the NHS is. Funny how he didn't fancy the free health service offered by the Brazilians, he would have been long gone otherwise.

I guess you are not agreeing with BCAlum2000 then ...

I'd have to disagree with ya, there. Yes, he has weakened a bit, but his spirit is strong and the more each day passes, the more I'm convinced he can beat cancer. If he does overcome this, it would truly be one of the most inspirational stories of this year. We're rooting for you, Patrick. ".....but close friends insist the future doesn't look too bright." "It's deadly serious. Doctors have told him that if or when the cancer spreads to his brain he has two weeks to live." BCAlum2000 I think there are few clues here that suggest the Grim Reaper is peeping from behind the curtains. I'll need to take a bit more convincing....

And I thought MU stood for Manchester United

Q - What's the difference between an Englishman and a coconut. A - You can get a drink out of a coconut!!!

It also comes HIV positive, to be truly authentic..

Told you so Told us what? That she died choking on Dodi's c*ck? That it was severed during impact? That Mr. Fayed would pay back the tax payer? Because surely you're not claiming any special insight into the actual cause of death, which I believe was well established over ten years ago. To be more specific "Even more likely that she died of internal injuries, due the fact she wasn't wearing a seat belt, being in a car driven by a frog thinking he was Alain Prost. How mundane.."

Nope. Their spare time is taken up by doing God's work in some way or another. Iraq is getting a good dose of right now.

They are more likely to find she died choking on Dodi's c*ck, which was severed during the impact. Even more likely that she died of internal injuries, due the fact she wasn't wearing a seat belt, being in a car driven by a frog thinking he was Alain Prost. How mundane.. If the later is found, I hope Mr Fayed pays back the tax payers money in full. Told you so Now if they had just given me half the cost of the court case I would have pointed them to this thread. This would have saved a shed load of money and time. I still have a question. Is there is ever a case for "Lawful Killing" since Diana was jugded to have been "Unlawfully Killed"? If so, Fayed Senior probably deserves it for wasting tax payers money. Then again we would not have had such a laugh over these poor twats

The man that taught me what women bits looked like has died. Doesn't say if he died on the job......

We could run a book on whether or not he will see the new year. I say not, the two people I know personally that had it didn't last 6 months.

Is it my imagination, but in the 70's and 80's, there was a man distributing pages of Mr Raymond's publications around the UK. Seems to have stopped now, you never find "Jazz" mag pages lying around the streets these days.

"F**k, another atomic Bomb!!" (in Japanese) -- Mayor of Nagasaki, 11:01 August 9 1945.

"What the f**k was that !" (in Japanese) -- The Mayor of Hiroshima, 08:15 August 6 1945.

Chess legend Bobby Fischer has died. I was still waiting for the return match. At 64 you would of thought he still had few moves up his sleeve.

There are 64 squares on a chessboard. No surprise. How appropriate

I don't think she is thick, just a little nervous.

Illegal immigration is a serious problem that 'Rudy Giuliani' 'who I feel' 'If he is elected president' is definitely capable of dealing with. After watching both debates the agreement of 'get out of Iraq as soon as possible' seems to be popular but the argument is 'when is that?' I don't think I've even heard 'when' once. Hillary is making a lot of promises but put Bill on the couch for a minute and 'what has she really done?' ... what has she really done? Guliani is much more experienced then she is all together. If Hillary wins it's going to be 'The Clintons' and I'm not saying it would be a nightmare but I see much more controversy in her being elected then I do Giuliani. And I think Bush needs to weigh his options a little bit more rather then boom badda bing. Bush said if Iraq has 'the knowledge' it might go nuclear and that's a far out statement if you were to ask me. I think enough people have died and everybody needs to back down from all this. I think Bin Laden is going to become more and more surreal 'possibly soon' start claiming Farrakhan sort of visions you know 'I talk to Allah Allah' and all that bullshit. 'Allah said this' 'Allah claimed that' Well Allah said invest into Geico' .. I think he is going to become more and more religious based in his future videos I could be wrong Banshees, but I think that St Peter was commenting more on the inevitable collapse of 'Empire'. Just like the Romans, British etc. America seems to think it will always be the most powerful nation on Earth, when history tells us otherwise. It has been said (by me at least), that an 'immigrant proof' barrier between the USA and Mexico, will never be built. Mainly because, at great expense, the Americans will help Mexico stem the future flow of economic immigrants from the USA into Mexico. Isn't the 'must have', amongst the great and good in New York a Mandarin speaking nanny? Or have I made that up as well? My point exactly Dave.. Also history tells us that reason for the collapse of empires is that the more places you control remotely, the less control you have. So the immediate response is to send resources to fix it. In the end the resources get spread to thinly and finally the realisation is that the headache is not worth having.... I think that many Americans think that earth spins only for them. You only have to look at the number of US passport holders to realise that most of them have never left the county they were brought up in. p.s have they fixed up New Orleans yet, or is that not worth saving . Remember charity starts at home; I just don't think the some Arab states welcome charity from the US right now. So maybe it's better to spend the time and effort else where and get some appreciation.

That's him with his make up on. You should see him with his make up off.

Hi BS, Do ya think Bush has the stomach to slap the Iranians around as well? I look forward to that firework show if he does.

I don't think anybody needs to take down New York City or America down. The Americans are capable of doing this themselves, it won't be long before the US will be a bankrupt Spanish speaking nation. All empires rise and fall. It just so happens that China is next. So we are going from a "kick ass" to a "kung Fu" empire culture.

Unexplained absence. Apart from being forced to work that weekend , I have no excuse. Glad to see most people enjoyed it and nobody got ten bells kicked out of them. Sounds like a success. I hope to see all the DL'ers at DEATHCON II.

They are more likely to find she died choking on Dodi's c*ck, which was severed during the impact. Even more likely that she died of internal injuries, due the fact she wasn't wearing a seat belt, being in a car driven by a frog thinking he was Alain Prost. How mundane.. If the later is found, I hope Mr Fayed pays back the tax payers money in full.