Saint Peter

I still have ringing in my ears from school, "Boy you should be reading litrature, not litter", after being caught reading the Sun in the english class. Just as well I got out the habit, it seems it's just saved my life

Not quite a coffin dodger at 71. However, quite a low score for somebody who was pretty fit in 1994 when he was still riding. Maybe the stretch at HM's pleasure did him no good

We are hoping for a good run in at the end of the year

Seemingly Vodka doesn't make you live for ever, but dance like a twat .

It seems to have all gone quiet about Alan. Hopefully that's good news. ps. I was at the same school and in the same boarding house as Alan. On those grounds I will abstain on this vote.

I think he is only writing the song. I guess it will be another null pointer anyway, since we are still in Iraq and Afganistan. Might as well get some talentless nobody to do the job rather than Mr Harvey.

It's time for Bush to show his metal. I'm sure Bush can't be out done by the Brits. Time for him to send one of his young relatives to Iraq. Show the the Americans that a Bush can lead from the front .

Fantastic tactics!! Send out some intelligence that Prince Harry is out on patrol in downtown Basra; There will be a deafening sound of shuffling flip flops, clatter of AK-47s, while every insurgent for miles around tries to hit the bullseye . A few snipers in position and it will be “Like shooting f*cking turkeys in a barrel” .

'Cos I was going say, it is nice to see that Brittney is keeping her garden tidy as per her recent photos while exiting a car. The bald head might not be fashionable, O'Conner beat her to it, however a bald t**t certainly is What's my husband got to do with this thread? I knew Sinead batted from both ends, like Brittney allegedly!! Does she make a nice husband ... What ever, Brittney seems to be doing an O'Conner!!! (Only thing is, I don't know how tidy O'Conner's garden is to make a full comparison ) Another baldy female singer who's cheese slipped of her cracker Unless the poor c**t really is a bald t**t

I thought you said 'Cos I was going say, it is nice to see that Brittney is keeping her garden tidy as per her recent photos while exiting a car. The bald head might not be fashionable, O'Conner beat her to it, however a bald t**t certainly is

keep checking http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?s...op=1&fsoo=1 Some tophy hunter from the US will have it

I think the White Duke will be around for a while. My money is on him being around for a few years more.

I would imagine Fidel Castro would cherish and suck up all the media attention he could get. But this doesn't appear to be the outcome. I don't really know what my opinion is. Maybe he is playing games and laughing back into his Fidel Castro beard. But what F*****g idiot would miss his 80th birthday? I could understand George Burns at 100 or Glenn Ford, he couldn't go to his 90th, so out of this I have reached a conclution. He isn't that stupid. He is just literally croaking.

I wonder Mrs M Thatcher has time to send him a "get well soon" card!!!

Typical, a garbled message, turns out to be some chappie trying to make a buck!

Have you seen the damage that can be done with a snooker cue TH? Not only seen it, have had the experience on both the giving and receiving ends. Well, whatever takes your fancy. What you do behind closed doors is your business... I'll demonstrate at Death-con 1. TH, a bottle of Meths and a Match should do the trick.

How sad. I always enjoyed vision on. And old Morph was ahead of his time. I was always sh*te at the art though. I'll keep watching

Alternatively we could choose a hotel with free wireless. Sit in our rooms and talk remotely. Sh*t just realised, that's what we do now!!! I am sure we are mature and gentlemanly/womanly enough to leave hatchets at the door. And if not

If that load of utter gobshite is representative of the genreal level of ability of your menbership, it probalby explains why you're such a sad bunch of lonle y F*****g losers. RIP Paul Hunter p.s. and no, I'm not going to waste my time reading he whole site; I know what makes you sick perverts tick. So do other guests from what I read. This is my "parting shot" lol knobs. I'm off to a proper site to pay my res[pects to Paul Hunter. Good night, and F**k off! I guess that will be that then. Good night, sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite. Kiss before you go!!!

Somebody that knows a place North of the Tay and Dee river. Maybe, but the "Prince of Wales" has a better pint. Then again for a punch up we could go to "Peep Peeps".

I once had some friends who were into their Dungeons & Dragons role-playing stuff. I think they used to use 16- and 20-sided dice. Freaks. Anyhoo... If a triple-1 gets you to the gate and a 3-4-3 gets you laid, what would a 14-17-12 get you? Dunno, I can never roll higher. I guess you might get Mr Hunters widow

Well that's two of us. Phew! I thought it was going to be an expensive round.

He also runs as though he has a vibrator up his a*se. See y'all at the Gate. SP

Looks like our luck ran out as well. Ukraine put 2 past us. The wood work could only save us for so long. I still don't know how we beat the French. The next game will be telling on the old scots resolve. Euro 2008 seems a long way off!!!

More boiling blood!!!