Saint Peter

Nice of you to drive by, take the time to sign in and leave us a long post. You old 'Soulja' you. More boiling blood me thinks. FYI : I am looking forward to cashing in my own chips. There is enough people up there now to have a good party, Mr Hunter being one. Saint Peter - I don't think you quite understand. My blood doesn't boil at what you people write on here - Everyone's entitle to their opinion hence why I posted mine! Now you may poke fun at my "Soulja" comment but unless you have something really worth saying then maybe you should shut the f*ck up! You may well be looking forward too "cashing your own chips in" as you so put it - but that only leads me to believe your life on earth is Sh*t, you unlike Paul obviously don't have an attractive wife or a 10month 0ld baby daughter that you want to see grow up. So Saint go cash your chips in - see how much fun the after life is! No deathlist blogs for you to write on all day! Hi (Ash) Flash, Unfortunately I went home from work ( I have a life) and missed your post, hence here is my late reply. Funny enough I am back at work now, mouths to feed and that, but never the less stealing from the company. What a c*nt I am. The phrase "Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones" comes to mind. Do I have "something really worth saying" or "Thanks for entertaining my views, nice to get some remarks that actually make a point as opposed to our pal Saint Peter"? Well here goes. Life is but a roll of the dice. Sometimes you are up and sometimes you are down. You can do things to influence the number times you roll the dice. However my belief is that if you roll a triple 6, a triple 1 is just round the corner. If you are rolling 3-4-3, like me, you will be the happiest. Sounds like you have already rolled a 1-2-1. Now you are rolling higher dice. And I for one are glad you didn't roll the triple 1. Mr Hunter however rolled his 6-5-6 with all the good things that he had while he was alive. Another thing. If you believe in the good book, Mr Hunter will have gone onto better things and we should be rejoicing in his passing. As for me, I enjoy riding my motorcycle and sh*gging my wife of 11 years my junior. Me thinks my triple 1 is soon. But I have enjoyed it so far. Remember, nothing last's forever. I guess that's me shut the f*ck or the F*ck up then . REMEMBER LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE! See y'll at the Gate SP p.s I nursed my father while he had cancer, and he didn't manage to avoid the triple 1

Funnily enough that was my first thought too. Still I like the Chagall one. It is a Chagall painting or? Great minds 'Handrejka' .... Let's do the time warp again ...

Nice of you to drive by, take the time to sign in and leave us a long post. You old 'Soulja' you. More boiling blood me thinks. FYI : I am looking forward to cashing in my own chips. There is enough people up there now to have a good party, Mr Hunter being one.

Mrs M, you obviously read enough to make your blood boil. I don't we can sentence people to death, 'Drive-by Flatterer', however we have the power to make peoples blood boil. See y'll at the Gate SP

Hi Eddy When I saw your screen name I thought off Maybe a better Avatar Wrong spelling, but who cares. see y'll at the Gate SP

Well Mr Hunter finally dropped in the pocket after bouncing around for a while. Actually I thought he had already cashed his chips in since I hadn't heard anything about him for a while. On another thought not heard much about Ray "Count" Reardon for a while. List Candidate? It's nice to see the drive by ranters huffing and puffing. Too many too mention. However It's cheered my day up. See y'll at the Gate SP

Jethro typed "DO U NO wEr My NOB is"

I love these guys. If the site is so "little" and "shitty" why did you bother to waste your precious time to read any of it. And even more post something! At least the site pressed a enough buttons on you sir/madam to stimulate a response. Great!!! I KNEW THE WORLD CONTAINED PLENTY OF TOTAL WEIRDO TWATS, BUT THIS SITE IS BEYOND ANY LEVEL OF STUPIDITY I COULD EVER IMAGINE! BUNCH OF LONELY FRIENDLESS IDIOTS! GET A F*****g HOBBY! You're right I need a hobby... However upsetting people such as you gives me such a laugh I have no time for a hobby. So here's the question... What hobby would take 5 minutes a day? That's all the time have free

Prey tell, what is wrong with inbreeding? As for brain dead, in my case you might have a case . As for the word "Dumbfucks" i can only persume you are from the good old U.S.Of A........ Pffffft. Yes i watched both my Father then my Mother die all within six month's,Also as death goe's i served in the 3rd Royal Anglian reg, done my passing out @ Bassingbourn done 3 tours of Ireland a spell in Cyprus all by 1979. Also when Maggie (aka teh BITCH) run us down teh south atlantic, we also ruffled a few feathers there. So to answer your question....... yes ive seen a few dead people in my time, i do not weep it's life m8. i pop in here every now and then because the people are great all like minded and no hang up's. At the end of the day "each to there own" if you have a problem talking or speculating about death and other subjects like the one's discused on this forum, then please piss of and do everyone a great favour for i can't fathem why people like you find talking about death so taboo DEAL WITH IT failing that stop comming on a good forum like this KNOWING WHAT IT IS then acting all shocked. keep up the good reading DL Members. p.s a wee bit beered up please excuse the grammer not to good sobber either Round of Applause

I love these guys. If the site is so "little" and "shitty" why did you bother to waste your precious time to read any of it. And even more post something! At least the site pressed a enough buttons on you sir/madam to stimulate a response. Great!!!

Is "WOOF" cockney for "POOF"

I hear Australia Zoo has a vacancy. I don't think it's in pets corner somehow. Any takers!!!

I've never heard that accusation before. However, for your information I'm just back from my company medical. The old doc say's I'm as fit as a fiddle. So I hereby dispute your accusation.

Have I made a statement to the contrary? Nope, however your posting seemed to have some sort of sympathy or empathy with the thoroughly rotten gentleman. Or maybe I read it wrong

Wee Jinxy Johnstone has kicked it, finally! Sad, he was great to watch, even though he played for Celtic ! http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...tic/4800766.stm

The fact that he was a skilled debater does not immunize you from prosecution as a war criminal. Hitler was pretty good at the mass hypnotisation as well. I wish I could whip up the enthusiasm do get people to do things for me without much thought to right and wrong. Basic facts are that it was a religious (Halibut/Orthodox Christian) ding dong, where both sides were as bad as each other. If the conspiracy theorists are correct, I’m surprised old Saddam has lasted so long. Our “Land of the Free” cousins wouldn’t think twice about slipping him a little something stronger than an aspirin…..

That's it settled then. No need for a post mortem, inquiry or inquest. Speak to the Serb punter and save a shed load of time. p.s. The Queen's a Lesbian. A friend from London told me....

Missed that one. Sorry

I never considered her the people’s princess. Just someone who got lucky and had a step up in life. However she probably was a nice person if not nieve and little dim. Did she marry for love or the good life? And did she not consider that marrying Chuck was a little different from marrying Johnny No Stars. Whatever some people always think there is conspiracy when you roll a triple 1 on the dice of life and not a triple 6. The law of averages is an equaliser, sometimes you're up and sometimes you're down. Diana had big up when she married Chuck and unfortunately a big down when she saw fit to be with Dodi.

DL makes it the "SUN". Seemingly Keith Richards is p*ssed of that he dropped out of the DL chart. I have to add the SUN was not mine, I couldn't bring my self to buy such litter. I'm a Daily Sport reader, much classier you know

Of course you're not. is just so original. Americans please note, this is displaying "Irony". Very impressive coming from a person that comes from Canada. Somehow the British "Irony" gene was lost in the USA. It was replaced by the "Bible" gene. I hope the Canadian breeding program notes this and takes steps to retain the fun element in Canada. As for the USA all is lost and they are even changing the school text books to reflect that genes are not passed on, as in the Darwin theory. A clever trick to shorten the history of life on earth and make it easier to pass exams. This is so because everything, pre human existance, is covered by a couple lines in "Genisis".

That picture of me is horrid, I think. I had just gotten out of hospital where I languished with a severe form of pneumonia and almost made somebody's death list myself. (Which is why I am down to 123 pounds but I'm working on that.) The sunken-looking eyes, I think, made it a fitting avatar. I nearly died from Hodgkins disease in 1993, I have a photo that looks like a zombie raised from the dead (6 months of chemo). The irony is that in 2006 I am, now so depressed with the world that I wished I had died in 1993 when I had the chance. Life is S**t. I just post here to try and break the boredom while I wait for death to embrace me. Life is not Sh*t. It is some of the people that surround and interface with you make life seem as so. I have been in some dire situations and had a laugh getting through it. Note (A friend will try and get you out of jail; a real friend will be in the jail with you saying "That was a blast") If all else fails, I hear there is a bunch in Switzerland that will help you embrace death.

Mr Himler, it has come to my attention that this is the wrong website for the attention you require. Try this link WWW.JUGS.COM, i think it will be more to your liking

Seemingly a Geordie is a Scotsman with his brains kicked out. Is true that a Canadian is an American with his brains kicked out. May be I got that the wrong way round.

Mr Fixit was looking great for being 80 on "Celebrity Big Brother". Looks like there is a lot of life left in the old dog. Old Barrymore looks as if he is more likley to pop his clogs !!!