The Yeti

What's happened to M. Stats lately anyway ?

Wow. That's not a word heard often these days! Tontine

Have you ever tried Google, Weatherman ?

Well, I got it.

Pixie Boots pops in from time to time. Though she's (?) only made a few posts, they're always welcome.

I think Anubis was being ironic. f**k. Bollocks. Wank. Coprolalia

Elizabeth Taylor puts the phone down ... as found by another poster. So if ET pegs it soon, what effect might it have on MJ once his confidant is gone ?

Y'know, that story isn't true ... Brrmmm Brrmmm It's the way you tell 'em ... True Story: The Arizona Highway Patrol came upon a pile of smoldering metal embedded into the side of a cliff rising above the road at the apex of a curve. The wreckage resembled the site of an airplane crash, but it was a car. The type of car was unidentifiable at the scene. The lab finally figured out what it was and what had happened. It seems that Paul Queroli had somehow gotten hold of a JATO unit (Jet Assisted Take Off - actually a solid fuel rocket) that is used to give heavy military transport planes an extra "push" for taking off from short airfields. He had driven his Chevy Impala out into the desert and found a long, straight stretch of road. Then he attached the JATO unit to his car, jumped in, got up some speed and fired off the JATO! The facts as best as could be determined are that the operator of the 1967 Impala hit JATO ignition at a distance of approximately 3.0 miles from the crash site. This was established by the prominent scorched and melted asphalt at that location. The JATO, if operating properly, would have reached maximum thrust within 5 seconds, causing the Chevy to reach speeds well in excess of 350 mph and continuing at full power for an additional 20-25 seconds. The driver, soon to be pilot, most likely would have experienced G-forces usually reserved for dog-fighting F-14 jocks under full afterburners, basically causing him to become insignificant for the remainder of the event. However, the automobile remained on the straight highway for about 2.5 miles (15-20) seconds before the driver applied and completely melted the brakes, blowing the tires and leaving thick rubber marks on the road surface, then becoming airborne for an additional 1.4 miles and impacting the cliff face at a height of 125 feet leaving a blackened crater 3 feet deep in the rock. Most of the driver's remains were not recoverable; however, small fragments of bone, teeth and hair were extracted from the crater and fingernail and bone shards were removed from a piece of debris believed to be a portion of the steering wheel.

At least he had the decency to let us know which country he's from. After all, 3 letters, and he got them all in the right order.

Been waiting awhile for the comeback tour, has she ? Heck, even I know he tried to swim the channel the hard way during WWII.

Waterman's famous - and some may prefer his death But his son ain't. Neither is this guy's son countable, but many think the father may not have much longer ... The Kids Don't Count

I wonder how you can tell its his club ?

Surely its 102 things : pneumonia plus 101 others ?

He could also, of course, end up being cleared of all charges.

The Guardian has the date as 2nd Jan. Er ? When ? The BBC, I think, also has the 2nd Are you sure ? The Scotsman Have we settled on a date yet ?

Don't think its against the rules though ...

Came across one of them too whilst looking. She is quite famous (in her own sphere) - I had heard of her, though only vaguely. Got a bit of a fixation on the consecration of Russia to Her (the Virgin Mary's) Immaculate Heart, whatever that is, hasn't she ? And the third secret is meant to be pretty dull, about loss of faith in the Catholic church - except in Portugal, for some obscure reason.

I'd be more worried about the snakes & spiders. What are the odds on his new kid ? Now which hand did I have the chicken in ... ?

And Read The Rules ! (Click)

No baker's dozen this year. Maybe next ? Topic shut as it's now redundant !

The 2005 List In Full : (Ranking, Name, Age, Famousness Test) 1 Dead 2/4/05 Pope John Paul II 84 Poped his clogs 2 Ronnie Biggs 76 Ambassador 3 Dead 3/2/05 Max Schmeling 100 Hitler's Boxer (Maybe) 4 Dead 20/9/05 Simon Wiesenthal 97 Nazi Hunter 5 Patrick Moore 82 Star Astronomer 6 Brooke Astor 103 Philanthropist 7 Dead 4/9/05 William Rehnquist 81 US Chief Of Justice 8 Albert Hofmann 99 Creator Of LSD 9 Oscar Niemeyer 98 Architect 10 Dead 13/2/05 Sister Lucia 98 Fatima Visionary 11 Dead 17/7/05 Edward Heath 89 ex UK PM 12 Claude Levi-Strauss 97 Scientist 13 John Kenneth Galbraith 97 Economist 14 Dead 23/4/05 John Mills 97 Actor 15 Ernest Gallo 96 Wine Maker 16 Norman Wisdom 90 Comedian 17 Al Lewis 95 Munster Grandpa 18 Dead 12/7/05 Gretchen Franklin 94 Eastender Ethel 19 Elizabeth Taylor 73 Wife^x 20 Joseph Barbera 94 Cartoonist (Hanna-Barbera) 21 Alexander Solzhenitsyn 87 Author 22 Maharishi Mahesh Yogi 94 Guru 23 Claire Raynor 75 Agony / Agony Aunt 24 Byron Nelson 93 Golfer 25 Dead 26/3/05 James Callaghan 93 ex UK PM 26 Dead 10/12/05 Richard Pryor 65 Comedian 27 Milton Friedman 93 Economist 28 Dead 25/10/05 Rosa Parks 92 US Civil Rights Figure 29 Hamed Karzai 48 Temporary Afghan President 30 Bill Deedes 90 Journalist 31 Diego Maradona 45 Hand Of God / Nose Of Idiot 32 Frankie Laine 92 Singer 33 Gerald Ford 92 ex US President 34 Jake Lamotta 84 Boxer 35 Michael Foot 92 Failed Politician 36 Tony Martin 92 Crooner 37 Jane Wyman 91 Actress 38 Dead 20/7/05 James Doohan 85 Trekkie Engineer 39 Eli Wallach 90 The Ugly Actor 40 General Pinochet 90 Dictator 41 Les Paul 90 Guitar Maker 42 Olivia De Havilland 89 Actress 43 P W Botha 89 ex Dictator 44 Walter Cronkite 89 Journalist 45 Herbert Lom 88 Actor 46 Betty Ford 89 Clinician 47 Kurt Waldheim 87 Nazi 48 Peter O'Sullevan 87 Talkie Horsey 49 Fidel Castro 79 Anti-American 50 Jerry Lewis 79 Comedian

The 2005 List In Full : (Ranking, Name, Age, Famousness Test) 1 Dead 2/4/05 Pope John Paul II 84 Poped his clogs 2 Ronnie Biggs 76 Ambassador 3 Dead 3/2/05 Max Schmeling 100 Hitler's Boxer (Maybe) 4 Dead 20/9/05 Simon Wiesenthal 97 Nazi Hunter 5 Patrick Moore 82 Star Astronomer 6 Brooke Astor 103 Philanthropist 7 Dead 4/9/05 William Rehnquist 81 US Chief Of Justice 8 Albert Hofmann 99 Creator Of LSD 9 Oscar Niemeyer 98 Architect 10 Dead 13/2/05 Sister Lucia 98 Fatima Visionary 11 Dead 17/7/05 Edward Heath 89 ex UK PM 12 Claude Levi-Strauss 97 Scientist 13 John Kenneth Galbraith 97 Economist 14 Dead 23/4/05 John Mills 97 Actor 15 Ernest Gallo 96 Wine Maker 16 Norman Wisdom 90 Comedian 17 Al Lewis 95 Munster Grandpa 18 Dead 12/7/05 Gretchen Franklin 94 Eastender Ethel 19 Elizabeth Taylor 73 Wife^x 20 Joseph Barbera 94 Cartoonist (Hanna-Barbera) 21 Alexander Solzhenitsyn 87 Author 22 Maharishi Mahesh Yogi 94 Guru 23 Claire Raynor 75 Agony / Agony Aunt 24 Byron Nelson 93 Golfer 25 Dead 26/3/05 James Callaghan 93 ex UK PM 26 Dead 10/12/05 Richard Pryor 65 Comedian 27 Milton Friedman 93 Economist 28 Dead 25/10/05 Rosa Parks 92 US Civil Rights Figure 29 Hamed Karzai 48 Temporary Afghan President 30 Bill Deedes 90 Journalist 31 Diego Maradona 45 Hand Of God / Nose Of Idiot 32 Frankie Laine 92 Singer 33 Gerald Ford 92 ex US President 34 Jake Lamotta 84 Boxer 35 Michael Foot 92 Failed Politician 36 Tony Martin 92 Crooner 37 Jane Wyman 91 Actress 38 Dead 20/7/05 James Doohan 85 Trekkie Engineer 39 Eli Wallach 90 The Ugly Actor 40 General Pinochet 90 Dictator 41 Les Paul 90 Guitar Maker 42 Olivia De Havilland 89 Actress 43 P W Botha 89 ex Dictator 44 Walter Cronkite 89 Journalist 45 Herbert Lom 88 Actor 46 Betty Ford 89 Clinician 47 Kurt Waldheim 87 Nazi 48 Peter O'Sullevan 87 Talkie Horsey 49 Fidel Castro 79 Anti-American 50 Jerry Lewis 79 Comedian

Can't see the number of kids he's procreated having a lot to do with his fate date tho'.

Code Violation Mr. Weatherman .... 15-0

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