The Yeti

For that last message from the departed ... http://www.thelastemail.com/

And a whole list of Death mongers ... http://dir.yahoo.com/Entertainment/Contest...ls/Death_Pools/ Or in full Cash 4 Cadavers - provides a haven for death mongers and puts the fun back in funeral. Celebrity Death Pool - possibly fatal swimming hole reserved for politicians, musicians, and other unevolved groups of famous people. Dead or Alive? - tracks whether famous people are dead or alive. Includes interactive quizzes. Dewey's Death Pool - win a Hollywood death tour for two. Ghoul Pool - we don't wish celebrities dead, we only predict it. Guess the Date of the Next Skyway Bridge Jumper Pool - put in your guess as to when the next jump will occur off the Skyway Bridge in Tampa Bay. Halloween Dead Pool - yearly dead pool where teams are picked fantasy football style. O.B.E. Celebrity Death Watch - tracking the demise of the rich and famous for fun and games. Rotten Dead Pool - choose ten people who you think will die in the next year. http://www.stiffs.com - going for the gold that lies in the back teeth of the rich and feeble. Who's Alive and Who's Dead? - keep track of which famous people have died and which are still alive. You Bet Their Life - a celebrity death pool with cash prizes. And about 100 more http://www.put.com/dead.html

Mostly nobody we've heard of .... In fact, most of their families probably barely remembered them ... http://www.obituaries.com/ And for those famous just for being old http://www.grg.org/Adams/Tables.htm

Death takes off his Kydd gloves.

And today's nominee is ... Alice Martineau No, I've never heard of her either, but BBC2 are doing a show on her tonight as she 'died recently'.

No wonder he lasts so long ... that's at least one year less than the rest of us.

Better than falling back in to the graves

Well he looked pretty chirpy in the interview when he 'retired'. Mind you, the mind may be willing, but the body ...

I've heard of him. Damn you Eurocentrics - you'll have hoards of Americans complaining soon.

Today's nomination ... Jack Rosenthal http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/t...dio/3760343.stm

Probably doesn't count, as they tend to do nothing of note and so aren't worthy enough of inclusion, but ... Jim Marshall MP/RIP

Well, he could be gay, but just a little confused about it.

Maybe an abu cock is a type of male chicken ? Suck that baby !

Yes, of course On the proviso that it is not you doing all the other posts too

Sigh. Another completely random arsehole. And again they can't be bothered to find the right thread. I presume they're* whittering on about Michael Jackson. *I say 'they're', but I suspect its just one arsehole posting under different names and answering his own insults. Just about sums him up.

Have we missed anyone ? http://dpsinfo.com/dps/2004.html#latest

And whilst we're on about B5 actors ... http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s1062647.htm http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0934902/

Bet you though I was on about Ronnie ! But no ... For those who fondly remember Babylon 5, a coming of shadows for one cast member ... http://www.b5tv.com/greatmaker/news/288/

Well I understood it. But then again, I do have a degree in astrophysics

Yeh, it'sahara life. Don't Gobi it down too fast.

Why ? Is there some particular reason that you believe that SH, rather than any other person, should refrain from have self-deprecating humour ? (which you're only guessing that he has). Presuming you mean that, because he's disabled, then he should somehow be differently viewed by others, or in viewing himself ? Rather defeats the purpose of equality if a trait most people use at some point is denied to him because of his other incapabilities. Oh how PCism is capable of shooting itself in the foot !

I'm sure Mr. Hawkin's could fight back (at least on the internet, even if it seems he can't in real life), if he should ever find this site and be so bothered. But I would think we're the least of his problems. Anyway, what sick joke are we supposed to have told ? That he has a Dalek for a voice box ? Oh wow, we're really hitting low. Go watch South Park, and be properly offended. I'm sure they have a website you could complain to once you have. That should keep you occupied for a few weeks, and keep them laughing at you for just as long.

Another completely random Bushism in a non-US President thread Maybe we should just collect all these ramblings into their own thread and see if they attract the flies.

And then again he may not, and I/we may not, and a warm climate maybe be nice for a while, and the time may not even be near. And etc. Couldn't you even be arsed to out this under the Reagan thread ??

Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends.