The Yeti

Hasn't he just had a kid ? It'll be all those sleepless nights.

... or fell off a cliff.

INMB entry - http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0123364/ He's a director of no film I've ever heard of. And actually, he's a pom !

Well that 's one way of showing you don't like seeing yourself on screen. But I've still never heard of him. Woody Allan is famous for never having watched any films with himself in - any bets on what would happen if he did ?

Didn't even look at the date !

Guess what ... 986.2 !

Are we voting for 2004 or 2005 ??

For those mellowed out moments ... http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html (You need Macromedia Flash [free from http://www.macromedia.com/downloads/ & contains no spyware], and it takes a couple of minutes to load)

Pingu : 593.5/148.4 !

Santapaults : 346.1 m Penguin Baseball : 587.6 m But try getting the smallest non-zero distance ! 150.1 m I must be sad.

Well, if the Americans blow up enough holes, they might - eventually - get the right one. They just gotta keep plugging away at as many holes as they can find - and they do. Seemingly. And without too much thought as to whether it might be the right hole or not. Or who else is in it. As the saying goes .. if you're in a hole, stop digging.

Pathetic. 21.078s.

I had a pet Tasmanian Tiger then.

Will you two cut out the Frechie crap. This isn't some sad chatroom for Francophiles with no life you know. It's intellectual forum for other people with no life.

Don't be too Sang-uine about it.

This reminds me of another old joke ... What do you call a WPC (a Policewoman) who shaves ? A Woman Police **** Stubble. PS I have heard of Mr JBP ... but then I did use to live in Oz once upon a time.

Picture in one of yesterday's papers had ol' Marlon Brando being wheeled around in a wheelchair ...

I didn't see any ad ... but then I have a popup stopper installed, so they tend to get squished before they get to my eyeballs. Yep, you don't need plugins or anything else to download.

The only important question about this guy is ... Is he likely to drop dead any time soon ?? Else I wish you'd take these political meanderings somewhere else. Like Malta. Or at least the Irate Visitors Rage Hear post at the top of the page.

You mean Kurt Vonnegut, the author of Slaughterhouse Five, the famous anti-war book ? He's not famous enough ?? Try http://www.duke.edu/~crh4/vonnegut/index.html Love this quote of his ... The Internet stuff is spooky. I am of course not on line. I do remember ham radio operators though, usually in attics or basements, pallid, unsociable, and obsessed, inhabiting a spirit world, and harmless ... We can't be connected with them, surely ? He's also been misidentified as the author of the Sunscreen speech, which was famously turned into a Baz Lurhmann song (he of Moulin Rouge) ... http://www.snopes.com/quotes/vonnegut.htm http://www.davidpbrown.co.uk/poetry/mary-schmich.html http://www.mp3miracle.com/BazLuhrmann/Sunscreen/ (I checked for viruses - it's safe) ... though to confuse things further, I don't think it's Baz Luhrmann's voice you hear in the song ...

I could've sworn there was another message here last night. Must've dreamt it. PS I only translated it ... don't shoot the messenger ! PPS Maybe such message should be shifted to the pinned irate visitors strand instead ?

"Good Evening, I'm ... <gasp>..." Loud clunk. Has this gone on too far yet ?

Nah, it's gotta be Jesus. Had a whole book written about him dying and then not ... Or Lazarus ...

They'll probably hang around for their Easter eggs first.

*Sigh*