The Yeti

The Vatican have just made an announcement .... Thye've said it was all an APRIL FOOLS !

Prescient ...

Are you watching the same news proggies I am ?! Its official - BBC, ITV & Reuters report Pope has been given last rites. Tick tock. Now what are the odds on the time of death, to the nearest hour ? Bags 4 am.

Surely we're doing both ?

Triple Axe

Escape From Neverland

"Historians aren't sure but Britannic either struck a mine (laid by German U-boat, U-73 ) or was torpedoed. The Britannic now began sinking at the bow.... At the same time, Violet Jessop, a nurse's aid onboard, was fixing a breakfast tray for a friend who was too sick to eat in the dinning room.... This was not the first emergency Violet Jessop had been in. She was a stewardess onboard Britannic's sister, RMS Olympic when the Olympic and Hawke collision occurred. She was also a stewardess on the RMS Titanic when it sank. She therefore survived all three Olympic-class ship emergencies." Lucky ? Moi ?

That depends on how bright Rebecca Loos is, and how evil the TV company are.

Find A Grave

And this is as good a reason as any as to why we don't allow 'World's Oldest Living Person' as a legitimate entry onto the DeathList.

Innocence is soo attractive So you've found the edit button. Hit the report yet ?

Your know, you get more if you put a picture up too. I've just noticed you don't have a signature either ...

Well, I laughed. Not enough that my head fell off or anything, but still ...

Plenty of other places to get a free webmail account. Hotmail is about the worst. Try www.go4.it And for the dog, try a water pistol and lemon juice ...

Ahem ... "Jake, my brother, and I went to the pub" or "Jake (my brother) and I went to the pub". Even "Jake - my brother - and I went to the pub".

Since when does correct spelling in an exam matter ? Even in an English exam ... Jusk our examination boards nowadays.

DEFINITELY Yes, it doesn't do well to put a word in capital letters ... and then spelling it wrong ... BTW, it's bollocks.

Do you have any idea how many journalists would be trying to interview him at the moment ???

Mills & Bloody Boon At Sea. That's all it was.

I don't mean to be pedantic but it seems to be quite a hobby amongst posters here its actually spelt strait jacket. Straight To The Point "Although straitjacket is the most common form, strait-jacket is also frequently used, and, in England, strait-waistcoat. The spelling straight-jacket is a now valid alternative, although the original term came from strait meaning narrow or confined; thus straitjacket is preferable."

That makes you 777 years old. Of course Genghis might have instead been extremely long lived ... Anyway, I've got Groundhog Day. Nyaa ! And on my birthdate, one R. Nixon declared his candidacy for the Presidential office. And so many other things ...

Nup, you can't ...

Well, according to some Spanish guy on the radio, it's a big girl's blouse of a girls' name. I think Cruz may yet be a little too young to care about his name ...

Yes, I heard that. One boy called Romeo, another a girl's name. Talk about scarring them for life. Brooklyn must be thankful he got the 'normal' name !

But are any of them famous enough ?