the_engineer

Ironically when rigor mortis sets in all his body will be going stiff, apart from the one part of the body that was stiff but now will be going soft and floppy like a basset hounds ear. I'm sure you must have first-hand experience... a basset hounds ear : yes one of my old neighbours used to have one. Dead bodies : No im not a killer or an undertaker cocks : only my own .

You reckon they might abandon this year and then in the 2013-2014 season join the English leagues ?

Ukrainian footballer Taras Kiktyov has died at 25 doesn't say what he died of just a long illness. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taras_Kiktyov

Oh dear it just gets worse and worse for rangers now they won't be in the new Fifa game either .lol I would of loved to have simulated a Rangers season of living beyond my means and stealing another couple of trophies . http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/rangers-shunned-by-electronic-arts-fifa-13-game-7946687.html

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/football/spl/2012/07/15/st-mirren-chief-stewart-gilmour-five-spl-clubs-could-go-bust-in-weeks-if-rangers-start-life-in-division-three-86908-23908627/ could be a bloodbath for the scottish clubs by the end of august with 5 or more clubs going bust . Why do I have the feeling that SPL 2 will be created with rangers in it soon.

ChynaJoanie Marie Laurer i have a feeling she will be the next big wrestling death and under 45 .

They still don't know if they are getting promoted yet. Dunfermline are saying they should stay up. Catch 22 do dunfermline Get relegated technically they finished bottom so should get relegated but only one team can get relegated dunfermline can argue that was rangers .With ross county replacing rangers that could be the relegation and promotion teams. Dundee didn't win the league so really they don't deserve to come up but dunfermline deserve to go down . I call for a playoff over 2 legs ,also would generate some money for the two Scottish teams too. Dunfie were relegated, Rangers were not, they are about to be liquidated. Sevco5088 (we don't know what name they will play under as HMRC/BDO may not allow any form of 'Rangers', and thats 'if' they survive for the first fixture.) got elected up to Div 3 and I wish the MSM would portray it as thus and not as ''Rangers'' put down to the bottom. No time for a play-off so I would expect Dundee to get the nod tomorrow. They got an 11,000 crowd yesterday and would be better equiped than Dunfie who downsized. It does look like dundee will get the nod now and the dundee derby will generate some good money too.

They still don't know if they are getting promoted yet. Dunfermline are saying they should stay up. Catch 22 do dunfermline Get relegated technically they finished bottom so should get relegated but only one team can get relegated dunfermline can argue that was rangers .With ross county replacing rangers that could be the relegation and promotion teams. Dundee didn't win the league so really they don't deserve to come up but dunfermline deserve to go down . I call for a playoff over 2 legs ,also would generate some money for the two Scottish teams too.

Sounds like a matter of days rather than months , if he lives though this year he is a cert for 2013 I think.

nice car I want one . What colour you getting? Nothing quite like gold foil car wrap... Now will it be a yellow chrome or a 24k look? Yum yum... really nice modern shape to the car , Might think about putting my holiday off and putting a down payment on one.

I have a feeling he might not recover. Hope he does though seems like a nice guy.

After seeing that photo i would give her 8 months max.

hi how do i put a gif in my signature? been trying to figure it out .

nice car I want one . What colour you getting?

Guess not! Well at least we know where he wants to be buried .

jiang zemin will go soon will I hope he does he's my joker. Robert Mugabe George bush sr thatcher valery giscard d'estaing

PC Ian dibell shot dead in the clacton on sea shooting . Shooter still at large wonder if he is another raoul moat only targeting police. We will soon know when gazza turns up.

Lol my thinking exactly yet end of the worlders are stockpiling supplies and it seems that fallout shelters are selling like hot-cakes. Time for all good capitalists to start flogging the gullible "shelters" and parting the fools from their cash. Although admittedly it does seem to be mostly Americans in the documentaries about the end of world survivalists. I often wonder if the principles of modern capitalism include the mantra 'One born every minute' e I think that reflect a more modern society 'One born every second' - wasn't there supposed to be an internet apocalypse on Monday, one that meant to plunge us into the dark ages again??? There was ? When it comes to apocalypse's I tend to have to finger on the pulse and I never heard anything. Sure this wasn't an apocalypse only you knew about and only only you planned?? cmon you can tell us ?

Im sure whoever the police officer is that has been shot dead in this shooting spree , will have his name all over the news soon enough he was off duty aswell how unlucky can one be. http://news.sky.com/...ficer-shot-dead

It will be a disgrace if rangers go into division one and it will be all because of money. Its a myth that the 16 million pounds of tv rights (btw i don't think sky or espn will abandon the rights anyway) will bankrupt or put Scottish teams out of business . First of all the majority of that 16 million goes to Celtic and rangers for the old firm games. All the other clubs get a very small share . Second of all if the fans threatened to boycott the games of the clubs that vote yes they potentially could lose even more money . Also have you noticed that bskyb haven't said a word even though its their money that is a huge part of this. Glad i cancelled my sky subscription long time ago have my big computer, monitor and fast internet to watch all the games for free .

I think we should give him some title a bit like the title the North Koreans gave to Kim ll -sung when he died . Make him the eternal #51 when/if he dies. Exactly my line of thinking 'Dear Clive eternal 51'.

i don't know who is worse zsa zsa or sharon. To the best of my knowledge Zsa Zsa never orchestrated the massacre of any Palestinians None that we know of. But I'm sure she would like to orchestrate the massacre of her ex -husbands though

i don't know who is worse zsa zsa or sharon.

if i got my hands on the fucker who did it i would rip him to pieces and let my dog shit on his mangled corpse Really i would do alot worst than that . Hate people who target kids ans old people makes my stomach churn .

I already heard about 11 out of the 30 sfl teams are voting no to Rangers going in Scottish first division . Really don't see why Rangers should get a by to division one and avoid 2 and 3 very unfair .