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    Where Will The Next School Massacre Be?

    Im going for Australia next.
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    London 2012 Olympics

    So are the aliens going to show up in the opening or closing ceremony ?
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    Quiz Time

    Here is a quiz of the weeks news. I got 3 out of 7 . http://www.bbc.co.uk...gazine-18891215
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    Crashing Companies

    Portsmouth FC could be liquidated within a month if they don't move on their 8 remaining players . http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/birch-pompey-will-be-liquidated-unless-players-leave-soon-1-4080967?plckOnPage=6
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    The All Coppers Are Bent Bastards Thread!

    I always remember my only run in with a policeman happened when I was walking to work and the orange lodge were marching in town down the street . I couldn't care either way i was walking on the other side of the street this is a pretty major street btw . when out of nowhere some policeman grabbed me by the wrists and threw me into the wall asked me were he thought i was going . First off i was demanding he get his hands off me second of all i told him I was going to work . im only 5 foot 9 and i was skinny teen back then and this guy was about 16 stone. He then held me there for 20 mins ever after the march had passed , i told him i had to be in work for noon he deliberately kept me there 20 past. I had scratch marks on my wrists and was i was let go and I asked for his number on his shoulder I was threatened with arrest and a large fine . Had no respect for the police since as three other officers including an old looking one stood by and done nothing.
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    Stephen Hawking

    You need to chill out and get laid . Plus there is a thread were you can voice your opposition .
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    Hans Christian Rausing

    Like it kept Paula Yates going!!! Well she died of a heroin overdose , though taking heroin is a kind of suicide in many ways. And your point is? she didn't commit suicide .
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    Hans Christian Rausing

    Like it kept Paula Yates going!!! Well she died of a heroin overdose , though taking heroin is a kind of suicide in many ways.
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    A Joke

    I'd have some fairtrade twat . I'd swap my twat for a Curly Wurly, I think that's a fair trade.
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    A Joke

    I'd have some fairtrade twat .
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    President al-Assad of Syria

    I have a feeling he won't stay and die in syria like gaddafi. If he is killed it will be with an attack similar to the one that killed half his inner circle. he will probably flee to Iran or russia when the net starts to tighten in.
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    Hans Christian Rausing

    If he loved his wife as much as the papers are saying he could be one to watch for suicide . But all that money and his 4 kids could make him reconsider.
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    Michael Clarke Duncan

    He had a big part in the green mile .
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    Interesting Ways To Die...

    Ironically when rigor mortis sets in all his body will be going stiff, apart from the one part of the body that was stiff but now will be going soft and floppy like a basset hounds ear. I'm sure you must have first-hand experience... a basset hounds ear : yes one of my old neighbours used to have one. Dead bodies : No im not a killer or an undertaker cocks : only my own .
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    Football

    You reckon they might abandon this year and then in the 2013-2014 season join the English leagues ?
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    Time Added

    Ukrainian footballer Taras Kiktyov has died at 25 doesn't say what he died of just a long illness. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taras_Kiktyov
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    Football

    Oh dear it just gets worse and worse for rangers now they won't be in the new Fifa game either .lol I would of loved to have simulated a Rangers season of living beyond my means and stealing another couple of trophies . http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/rangers-shunned-by-electronic-arts-fifa-13-game-7946687.html
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    Football

    http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/football/spl/2012/07/15/st-mirren-chief-stewart-gilmour-five-spl-clubs-could-go-bust-in-weeks-if-rangers-start-life-in-division-three-86908-23908627/ could be a bloodbath for the scottish clubs by the end of august with 5 or more clubs going bust . Why do I have the feeling that SPL 2 will be created with rangers in it soon.
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    Deathlist Under 45

    ChynaJoanie Marie Laurer i have a feeling she will be the next big wrestling death and under 45 .
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    Football

    They still don't know if they are getting promoted yet. Dunfermline are saying they should stay up. Catch 22 do dunfermline Get relegated technically they finished bottom so should get relegated but only one team can get relegated dunfermline can argue that was rangers .With ross county replacing rangers that could be the relegation and promotion teams. Dundee didn't win the league so really they don't deserve to come up but dunfermline deserve to go down . I call for a playoff over 2 legs ,also would generate some money for the two Scottish teams too. Dunfie were relegated, Rangers were not, they are about to be liquidated. Sevco5088 (we don't know what name they will play under as HMRC/BDO may not allow any form of 'Rangers', and thats 'if' they survive for the first fixture.) got elected up to Div 3 and I wish the MSM would portray it as thus and not as ''Rangers'' put down to the bottom. No time for a play-off so I would expect Dundee to get the nod tomorrow. They got an 11,000 crowd yesterday and would be better equiped than Dunfie who downsized. It does look like dundee will get the nod now and the dundee derby will generate some good money too.
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    Football

    They still don't know if they are getting promoted yet. Dunfermline are saying they should stay up. Catch 22 do dunfermline Get relegated technically they finished bottom so should get relegated but only one team can get relegated dunfermline can argue that was rangers .With ross county replacing rangers that could be the relegation and promotion teams. Dundee didn't win the league so really they don't deserve to come up but dunfermline deserve to go down . I call for a playoff over 2 legs ,also would generate some money for the two Scottish teams too.
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    Andy Williams

    Sounds like a matter of days rather than months , if he lives though this year he is a cert for 2013 I think.
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    Room Lovely, Look You.

    nice car I want one . What colour you getting? Nothing quite like gold foil car wrap... Now will it be a yellow chrome or a 24k look? Yum yum... really nice modern shape to the car , Might think about putting my holiday off and putting a down payment on one.
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    Hollywood Possibilities

    I have a feeling he might not recover. Hope he does though seems like a nice guy.
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    Zsa Zsa Gabor

    After seeing that photo i would give her 8 months max.
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