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Maybe his wife rigged the car and this will be like a long running thing as she wants to get her hands on his money. But he will keep escaping in a comical fashion . Next he will fall down the stairs . wasn't that a plot in Diagnosis Murder?

Irish wrestler Johhny Howard, known as Rasputin, The Mad Monk has died. He was a World of Sport regular back in the good old days. See him in action

Spade Cooley, 26 January 2012: BBC, 19 August 2013: Not a confirmed hit yet, but a definite maybe.

Breaks back, cancels shows. She's recovering though.

Castro 'surprised' by survival.

Comedy is subjective. Some of those are (in my opinion) pretty shit, but others I find funny (others I've never even heard of). In the interests of balance, can you list a few (lets say 11) comedians who you think are funny?

Work was so pressing... Sad not to be there with you... Now even more sad that none of us could make it a more fun outing for you. I was in Brighton the other week but was so time constrained that even making a long shot call to Time was asking a bit much. Note to ones self... Must make more effort... That's a shame, might even have bought you a lemonade. Anyway, all my plans are turning to shit as soon as I make them, so no guessing which meeting I might make. At the moment, February 2014 looks OK.

28 points is 28 points, so no complaints. I can't believe she never did Hollywood Squares though!

That will be a unique hit for DDP theme team 20 Crooners Croakin' when the UK obit comes. Edit: Here it is. She's also a (unique?) Hartlepool Deadlypool hit for me!

There's no single unifying theme. A lot of deadpoolers are twats but I'm not one of them. (except maybe of the Real Ale kind)

Esprecially so at knight. regards, Hein Should have checked, mate.

Munchkin Margaret Pellegrini dies aged 89.

Elmore Leonard has suffered a stroke. according to the report. Elmore Leonard is 87.

That could be done! Anyone else?

Both you and The Grauniad are a month behind the times http://www.deathlist...ndpost&p=191024

Which one?

I can make Tues evening/Wed all day as long as its within a couple of hours travel time.

How old are you? 12?

BBC Berthold Beitz Obit.

Berthold Beitz, German industrialist who saved hundreds of Jews during WWII, has died aged 99.

Timpson's. Just a load of thieving bastards! While away to attend a wedding my watch battery conked out. Asking at hotel reception if they knew anywhere I could get a new one, I was directed to two branches of Timpson's in the vicinity. They quoted me £12.95. Yes TWELVE POUNDS NINETY-FIVE!!!!! For one watch battery! I told them that at that price they could keep it. Luckily,heading back to the hotel, I found an independent shop (offering many of the same services as Timpson's) who fitted it for a fiver.

BBC News correspondent Jon Leyne, at 55, from a brain tumour. He returned from a posting in Cairo earlier this year after suffering from headaches.

Now 'completely removed'.

Shan Kaye of 50s-60s singing group has died aged 74. http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/10570839.Sad_death_of_Sussex_singing_star_Shan_Kaye_from_Kaye_Sisters_band/ Posting from my tablet, so link mightnot work.

Where did she spring from? I thought Grace Jones was the oldest, or did she die and I missed it? I was wondering too. She's kept such a low profile even maryport missed her!!