time

Not forgetting Afroman's because I got high

cocaine - clapton

I think you'll find pride and dignity went years previously! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=rdtglC5k320#t=99s

The world's second-oldest man James Sisnett has died aged 113. Two teams score DDP points (if a qualifying obit turns up).

Ah, he could have done actually, now you've mentioned it. Just as Maplins was closing... EDIT: Looking at Wikipedia, Maplin was indeed unseen, except as a statue. Wikipedia also says he was intended to be played by Bob Monkouse who was unavailable for filming, so the bloke who was supposed to play Joe Maplin is indeed dead.

yes just so happens he died today http://www.bbc.co.uk...t-arts-22624674 wierd that his thread should be on the front of the site!

Close

Callow youth! McManus was a proper wrestler - the sort who'd get old ladies weeing in their drawers at Digbeth Civic Hall on a cold Wednesday night.

Heinrich Rohrer, co-recipient of the 1986 physics prize has died age 79. He invented (along with Gerd Binnig) the scanning tunneling microscope (no, me neither), which made possible advances in nano-technology... which made possible the worlds smallest movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oSCX78-8-q0

Shatner's 'Common People' is far superior to Pulp's (IMO)

BBC reporting it as 'Breaking News'

17th Anniversary of the death of Jon Pertwee

Former US Open champion (1964) Ken Venturi has died aged 82.

There's a bloke who'll never guest on the Jonathan Ross show.

George injured in car crash.... (he wasn't driving)

Bye-de-bye A tap in pun for the DDP... The Mirror has nicked that one...

Fuck, why didn't Tivo remind me of this? It wasn't as bad as it sounds. Are you sure? Are you REALLY REALLY sure? I enjoyed it. Apart from the Rory McGrath & Will Mellor bits...

Fuck, why didn't Tivo remind me of this? It wasn't as bad as it sounds.

Ouch - don't try this at home!

She ain't the next Christopher Reeve anyway

Strange. That report says she broke her collar bone. is your collar bone not part of your neck? I'm not an expert on atonomy I'm afraid Nor much else it would appear.

Actually, one of the forum's nicest guys has already blown that chance ! As someone who often has to send blind e-mails to multiple recipients I know how easy it is to mistakenly hit the wrong button, and that's all it was - a mistake, and, to paraphrase Einstein - the person who has never made a mistake has never done anything.

That's more 'meh' news than mehrnews

He died nearly eight years ago, you thick twat. What the fuck has happened to this forum? Its now infested with the kind of shite that throw their old sofas out onto the street outside their "social housing" tenement. This thread typifies why the fucking place is more shit than its ever been, its not even subtle or clever. I mean, it wasnt even me that used to whinge about post quality, those that did must be slitting their wrists as we speak. Erm, maybe he just meant... that he'll be posthumously alleged to be a perv. Y'know, like John Peel or Jim Davidson. Maybe, if that's what he meant, he could have written that. I'm crap at mind reading.