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Fort William v Nairn County. Postponed - Waterlogged pitch.

I'd hardly call 2 guest appearances 'regular' Perhaps it was once every 175 shows...

Fort William's rival for the wooden spoon, Strathspey, play their last match on Saturday at 15:00, coincidentally also at home to Nairn County. 17 Strathspey Thistle 33 2 1 13 22 58 0 3 14 14 70 -92 10 18 Fort William 33 2 1 13 17 49 0 2 15 18 96 -110 9

20:00, according to the BBC website.

For those of us not familiar with Big George's radio career, he was also a composer, with probably his most famous piece being "Have I Got News For You".

"State funerals are reserved for monarchs but may, by order of the reigning monarch, be granted to other national heroes". Since when was this witch a national hero??? They don't have to be national 'heroes'. The fact that she was a) Britain's first Prime Minister, was Prime Minister for over 10 years, c) reclaimed the Falklands, would probably do it. Not to mention the fact that the Tories are back. ahem! I thought that was generally held to be Walpole.

Bin Laden's Mother-in-Law has died of a stroke, after hearing the news of his death.