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Parole hearing today

1 to post a row of nothing but lightbulb smilies:

Mown down:man dies trapped under lawnmower

There's a Diana Shrine just down the road from me, otherwise masquerading as a tea-shop, which is closing for a week in remembrance of said adulterous Princess. Ever get the feeling some people just ought to get a life?

Who was the oldest dead person then? Mozart?

Dame Vera hits the charts again. She's become the oldest living person to chart in the process (age 92).

I've been timid to reply as of late... You guys bash me most of the time and I'm an Aussie (although I do hold British citizenship). You might have the Ashes and you might have an undeserved sense of accomplishment, but we have nicer beaches. Score one to Australia. P.S. I'm an AFL man anyway. Well thats nothing to boast about. We give out citizenships to every f'ucker nowdays whether its Ahab the Arab or Ho Chi fooking Min. Actually I like Aussies, Sons and Daughters ( especially Patricia Hamilton ) Young Doctors the Ford Falcon GTHO and the Holden Monaro GTS 350. Infact I wish my parents would of had the balls to get a family ticket Down Under decades ago. Better country, climate, lifestyle, you name it, you have it. Thats why you must excuse our occassional OTT victory dances. We have sh*te all else to boast about. Your parents may have been allowed in, but I'm afraid you would of failed the Honez English Language test

Fk me that was quick. According to the 'Mail On Sunday' (paper edition), he 'only had days to live'! He was certainly very big in the 60's, though I have to confess all I can remember of his TV show is the E-type.

DJ AM has been found dead in his NY apartment No, I've never heard of him either, but he was Nicole Richie's one-time boyfriend and survived the September 2008 plane crash involving Blink 182's Travis Barker, in which 4 others died.

What odds can I get on a Garrido or two?

Its got to be Kevin

I'm waiting for the official autopsy/inquiry/investigation to be finalised after getting my hands bitten off about killing Mehsud off before he was dead, or whatever. Depending on when that will be though. I'll weigh it up, but like Brad Renfro (who also had posthumous points added), the points are a-waiting to be a-warded before long. You mean there have been points awarded not posthumously (humously, prehumously, whatever - what is the opposite of posthumous?)?

One of Qantas's earliest employees, George Roberts has died aged 99. Not a celebrity by any recognised definition, though he did have a book written about him. From some of the comments on this forum, he sounds like the sort of bloke I think I'd have liked to have had a drink with.

The Times is quick off the blocks! Not precisely an obit, but to report it this quickly, makes you think a proper obit isn't too far behind.

Well Dunne

Songwriter Ellie Greenwich has died of heart attack at 68. She wrote, or co-wrote numerous hits including "Da-Doo-Ron-Ron'' and 'Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy'.

No need to apologise Mono, in fact, I think under the circumstances, a little overenthusiasm is perfectly in order!

The Man of a Thousand Faces, Lon Chaney Sr. died this day in 1930. Here's one of them

Foot again. Bound to be right sooner or later.

Dog of Richmond SPCA CEO dies after being left in car for 4 hours Seems her husband put the dog in the car and she didn't know!

No, still dead, though Bob Marley isn't. Definitely 'continues to be dead' Though the video is certainly pretty conclusive that someone got out of a van somewhere.

Hello Goodbye Sailer. Toni Sailer Austrian skier, winner of 3 gold medals in the 1956 Winter Olympics, has died aged 73.

i'm watching less and less TV lately, but every time I watch, I seem to run into this ad, which really really really gets on my tits! Seems I'm in good company reading the comments following the vid clip.

Not soon enough: (For the uninitiated the one on the right is 'Dick' and his pal is 'Dom', of 'Dick and Dom in da Bungalow', whose only discernable talent seems to consist of going into libraries, cinemas, crematoria etc. and shouting 'bogies' as loudly as possible)

feck OFF COMPLAINER! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, GO SLEEP WITH SOME LIVE PERSON!!! AND ANYWAY WE DELETE ALL THE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS POSTED HERE COS WE CAN AND DO ALRIGHT?!!! Jesus. It grinds my balls when people complain, we don't have an answer, so we remove it like pussies. It's our website melons, and we don't need people making us look stupid, so go feck your fish! Doing a grand job on your own, Justin!