Madcow

I thought he was auditioning for a remake of Steptoe and Son

I wish they'd stop mentioning her in the same breath as Jim Morrison. She wasn't talented enough to clean up his vomit.

Googie Withers is no longer Within These Walls. http://news.uk.msn.com/world/actress-googi...rs-dies-aged-94

I totally concur with this! It's only spreadable if it's been out of the fridge for about an hour. Just like normal butter, then. I'm more than a bit miffed at the people dishing out the Olympic tickets. I was thrilled to find my bank account emptied out for 4 of these precious little pieces of paper. Only one problem.......... I HADN'T ORDERED ANY! Now I have to starve until the bank get me my money back, not to mention the embarrassment of having my card turned down when I went for petrol. Thank heavens for my lovely Mummy who was there to bail me out.

Not keen on The Rock but I'm quite fond of a hard place. Train set or Scalextrix?

They look like they've been made from old lycra bike shorts and oven gloves.

ITV wrestling - I used to watch it with my Nan when I was little. Spurred on by the discovery of things called Rat Nuggets in the pet shop adjacent the House of Clown: McDonalds or Burger King?

Dumb and Happy. One for the boys: Seamed Stockings or Fishnets?

Fiction. Roast Dinner or Curry?

James May Dairy Milk or Galaxy?

Highways/motorways/autobahns or back/surface roads? (or, possibly, backslash or frontslash?) Back roads - generally quicker than UK motorways! This was a question often posed when I was at school (many, many years ago) Starsky or Hutch?

Bible (ok, neither really, I'm Pagan) Burial or cremation?

'Cause no-one likes bloody campers. Boom tsch. Sire, thine coat awaits. excellent!

Why are Halfords offering 50% off all tents and tampax?

He's been living on borrowed time since about 1984, when he stepped in front of my car outside a snooker club in Chiswick. I was learning to drive at the time. Could have bagged Griff Rhys Jones, aswell, but that would have meant mounting the pavement to get him and he was pushing a pram at the time. My driving lessons were such fun!