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Francois Cactus, one half of German kitsch popsters Stereo Total, dead at 57. If you think you don't know any of their songs you're wrong:

I think Springsteen is the only person I'd take a day off work to mourn.

More than Menem hanging out with WCW/WWF bust El Gigante/Giant Gonzalez?

Just wait until someone greenlights an Ezra Nawi biopic...

Yep, here's your Argie TV BREAKING:

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2021/feb/13/milford-graves-jazz-drummer-dies-aged-79 LESSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

As a fourth-estater myself, if it was a pre-written obituary it would have a line in it reading something like "Legendary quiz show host Bob Barker has died TKTKTK aged TKTKTK". "TKTKTK" being the usual code for "needs replacing when confirmed". Which leads me to believe it was a freshly written news story published incorrectly, presumably because Bob's on his last legs.

Are you thinking of 2011's The Crucible Collection?

Someone who, historically, would have qualified for this: Sam Bass, the 19th century outlaw. Died in a gunfight with Texas Rangers on his 27th birthday in 1878.

Is Butterbean OK?

Came here to update this thread. Yeah, absolutely horrendous looking guy, clearly has massive issues and not just alcohol. Will he still be alive at Jackass 4's release?

Cedric Cotton of late 90s R&B act Ideal stabbed to death aged 46. One-hit wonders with "Get Gone" which got to #13 in the Billboard charts, an enjoyable enough piece of loverboy R&B with Spanish guitar.

If you want to feel old, next year Eminem is eligible for the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame.

Further to Butch Reed's passing, two additional landmarks he had in wrestling: the first person ever to be eliminated from the Royal Rumble, and also the last person to have a match with DL favourite "Superstar" Billy Graham.

Yeah, Bliss and AJ were both 100% autist bait.

Don't talk to me like that you big pile of shite.

Eminem once rhymed his name with "dirty rotten rhymer" and that's the only reason I knew who he was. RIP.

Let's go with Sir Frank.

He wrote Peanuts.

As stated before, there's a long and dishonourable tradition of obituaries appearing in the press for non-existent members of "Our Gang" or the "Little Rascals", due to people claiming they were child stars and their families believing the story without question.