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Has his head stamped on repeatedly in prison during attempted stabbing. Step in the name of love.

Overtakes Zuck to become the third richest person in the world.

Right, time to start obsessively observing the movements of Portuguese chanteuse Simone de Oliveira.

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It's always the ones you least expect....

Lot of Indian content for a Stanford publication there....

He also designed the Gold's Gym logo

He looked fine in that Fast Show reunion the other day.

https://www.sporcle.com/games/juror8/english-village-or-nfl-player

^thanks for reminding me to finally put a Sporcle Quiz together: English village or NFL player. Back in a bit.

Time to put the house on Chadwick for next year?

There was that Instagram video a few months back where he looked really ill but most people just assumed he'd lost weight for a movie role. Reading between the lines in this article I wonder if there were rumours already going around the entertainment press.

Played Jackie Robinson in "42", dies aged 42 on Jackie Robinson Day.

Does this count as a QO for Richard K Guy? A quiz question to which he is the answer to that specifically mentions his year of death.

Now he's gone. Just says chronic ulcerative colitis in his speech, doesn't mention anything else.

It's not official yet, he should be standing down officially in about 55 minutes. But yeah, he's outta here and we now have to decide do we believe it's just colitis or has he got something much more serious going on. Odds on him revealing more in his resignation speech are slim to none imho.

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Bing Crosby is a great call: 71 films, the only arguable death he has on-screen is The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad, where he narrates the story of Sleepy Hollow. But as he voices all of the characters as a narrator, it almost certainly doesn't count. Bob Hope has 60 movies and the only one that can be argued is My Favorite Spy, where he plays the old "guy has a lookalike who gets killed instead of him" schtick. Hepburn played Mary Stuart in Mary of Scotland, which obviously ends with her getting her head chopped off. Doris Day dies in Storm Warning - she gets shot at a KKK meeting.

Discovered through YouTube comments on a rewatch: the guy mocked by Triumph the Comic Insult Dog as looking like he was "built in a laboratory from parts of lesser nerds" in the Attack of the Clones sketch, David Liebowitz, died last month.

Billy Crystal (32 movies) Brie Larson (31 movies, although a clone of hers does get killed in one of the Captain Marvel's idk if that counts) Liv Tyler (29 movies - she does "die" between the events of The Incredible Hulk and Avengers: Infinity War, but that doesn't count imho)

So my fag packet calculations trying to work out which actor has made the most films without dying onscreen can be saved for another time? (best I have so far is Melissa McCarthy with 29).

According to Cinemorgue, he's died 24 times in the movies - one more time than Sean Bean has.

Still, remember him this way:

Matt Le Tissier, Charlie Nicholas and Phil Thompson axed from Soccer Saturday, Paul Merson somehow remains. Fair enough, in the past few years they'd gone from sounding like your dad's mates at a golf club social but enjoyable to sounding like your dad's mates at a golf club social.