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Turns out he got a "killer parasite" from eating dodgy Chinese takeaway duck pancakes.

Scenes if he died of smoke inhalation.

For all the excitement over Terry Jones, it's worth noting Wikipedia has no deaths listed for today as of 18:33 GMT

Leslie "wait didn't he die in 2017? Phillips

I was this close to putting Kenny on my proper team for the 2020 DDP. Every little snippet I hear about his health makes him sound like a dead man... well, not walking. Sitting down in a comfy chair.

Dunno, still feels more like the first decent bowel movement after eating a nicoise salad rather than a full-blown enema.

Two masters of their comedic craft sit down for a roundtable: Jones and Carson

And You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper goes top...

Prediction: he outlives Kenny Rogers

Yeah, I had it the same as Aaron Mooy in my head.

Press in Serbia now claiming his former teammate, former Spain international right-back Raul Bravo, ordered the attack. Bravo denies these claims.

Me and the lads on a Friday night

For those of us who've plumped for Belinda Sykes in any dead pools this year, interview with her on BBC 3 the other day here. 34:40 in.

Joe Shishido has died aged 86. He was originally a bland leading man in Japanese romance movies until he got bored with that, decided to have his cheekbones artificially enlarged and instead began a career as one of Japanese cinema's best bad guy portrayers, usually as a Yakuza or other mob figure. Branded to Kill is probably his most famous role in the west.

Has a drinking relapse after spending £20,000 on anti-drug pellets injected into his groin.

I only just worked out why he made a visit. He changed his profile pic to Liverpool's sixth CL win. A level of pettiness one can only aspire to.

Time to add to your longlist: morbidly obese ISIS religious adviser Shifa al-Nima, who weighs 560lbs, has been captured in Mosul by US forces. They had to take him away on a flatbed truck as he wouldn't fit into any of their standard vehicles.

The door has been opened from the outside, see the position of the key.

First UK #1 single to use a synthesizer, as every trivia buff knows.

Noticed that the wooden spoon for 2019, YOUREOUT, were the first people to lead the DDP in 2020.

Queen Elizabeth II Paul Gascoigne Dick Van Dyke Angela Lansbury Linda Nolan Barbara Windsor Henry Kissinger Bill Turnbull George Alagiah Olivia Newton-John Greg Gilbert Little Richard June Brown Rolf Harris Pat Smullen Pope Benedict XVI Billy Connolly Betty White Ruth Bader Ginsburg Prunella Scales Michael Robinson Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Jill Gascoine Doddie Weir Sub: Sam Lloyd

There's a piece in the latest 442, marking 24 years since Euro 96, a sitdown interview with John Motson and Barry Davies about their career/rivalry. Davies seems mentally in great form, but these photos make him look a lot older than 82....

Would it have been kino?