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Yeah.

The next few years of "eligible for RnR HoF" names (and presumably inductions) are going to be hell for us xennials in terms of making us feel old as fuck. Jay-Z is eligible this year. Eminem eligible next year. Missy Elliott in 2022. And then in 2023 Britney Spears, Coldplay and Queens of the Stone Age are all inductible.

Almost makes me feel bad for adding a fake fact to Arundell's Wikipedia page shortly after his death, which is still there a decade later and now gets mentioned half the time he's brought up online.

The rumours are that his real father was Lars Anderson. His mother definitely had an affair with Anderson, it's just whether the dates match up 100% or not.

So can we talk about the rumours he wasn't really The Rock's dad now?

Rocky Johnson - the "Soul Man" and father (or maybe not, if you believe certain rumours) of The Rock - dead at 75. DDP pick and will have no issue with getting a QO.

Also Most Unique Picks 2020, who only have 15 unique picks (still only one team picking Ram John Holder though. Can we get him a DL call up if he makes it to 90?)

House sales of the celebs should be something we start looking at intently. Sono Osato and Bob Einstein both put their houses up for sale in mid 2018, and both were dead by the first week of 2019.

Steve Martin Caro, frontman of baroque pop behemoths The Left Banke, has walked away, sans Renee, aged 71.

I believe egg-chaser Tom Smith is the most popular joker this time out, 27 teams entrusting him with the captain's armband.

The 1905 issues are known and will be fixed in v.short order. Similarly, Samantha Last was not 115 at her death (or if she was she truly was the greatest make-up artist of all time).

Or the spelling of Savile.

All the lads.

Today marks 12 years since wayward child star and boat thief Brad Renfro became a permanent sleeper.

Glad to see my theme team has taken the first 20 spots alphabetically as well.

Give your full applause to the three amigos who've sweat buckets over the past 21 days to deal with my terrible handover instructions and get the site into a semblance of existence.

Tom Smith took the Special Award at last night's Rugby Union Writers Club dinner, didn't attend and didn't make a video message accepting his award either...

Tim Bilton has his first pint for a week

You saying my boy Alexander Imich wasn't an A-lister?

For those who picked Litsa Menounos for this year's DDP (or any other pools), Maria claims her mother's latest test results show "amazing progress".

So is that a "she is dead but we don't want to announce it just yet" premature obit or a full-blown hoax?

I'm submitting a team of 20 YouTube magnet fishermen next year just for you.