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Knew he was ill: Brock Lesnar's appearance on the 2015 "The Beast In The East" Network special was because he wanted to visit Japan and see Saito one final time before he died, they were close friends. Surprised he held on so long.

Dementia, apparently. According to this he can't even read any more.

Will Britain's most famous beekeeper be buzzing off/honey to the b/James apiary ^^^just workshopping some puns

Do we need an explainer somewhere for n00bs? Explaining the difference between the Deathlist and the DDP, and whatever else?

TJS up into third if/when the Laura Barry obit comes through. Edit: it was when, your super soaraway comes through in less than an hour: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/horseracing/6771401/promising-young-jockey-laura-barry-sadly-passes-away-after-struggle-with-cancer/

DDP pick Laura Barry dead. While I would have been 50/50 on her obit normally, the fact she's died two days before her scheduled wedding surely means a guaranteed Mail and Mirror write-up.

I'm still 80/20 on it. How long did Jock Scot's obit take, he's kind of a similar figure in a way.

Norton Garfinkle (born February 26, 1931) is an economist, businessman and public servant. Norton Mezvinsky (born 1932) is an American historian, professor, and author Norton Allan Schwartz[1] (born December 14, 1951)[2] is a retired United States Air Force general[3] who served as the 19th Chief of Staff of the Air Force from August 12, 2008 until his retirement in 2012

Jared O'Mara resigns Labour whip. Least successful MP in recorded history?

Bill Owen gave birth to lots of de-compo-se gags today in 1999:

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Umtiti's family emigrated to France when he was 2. Fernandes is the usual Brazilian bodge job of "player not good enough for the Selecao living five years in a foreign country".

Croatia to win 2-0 in normal time, Jordan Henderson to become a national pariah.

Fully onboard with the "Clive James has been too quiet" gang.

Midget luchador Piratita Morgan dead at 49. Working as Battalion he was part of the WWF minis revival division in the late 90s and worked the six-man midget tag at the 98 Royal Rumble.

Good Ol' JR shoot broke a rib in an unplanned bump for NJPW Saturday night.

Stephen Baker specifically saying "there is no time for a leadership election" in his resignation speech makes it sound like there's going to be a Michael Howard-esque coronation of a leader. It's going to be Gove, isn't it?

ftfy

OK, one of them's clearly about to drop dead.

Update as I watch GLOW season 2. Put the strap on Welfare Queen brother, she's ready.

Three members of the "High On Life" YouTuber collective (500,000 subscribers) dead after falling over a waterfall.

He can't stand up for falling white blood cell counts.

Would have thought you'd be first targetting Billy Joel, Barbra Streisand, Barry Manilow, the remaining two Beastie Boys, Randy Newman, Gene Simmons, one half of Lenny Krazitz....