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Updated. List of the Lost/Missed can wait until tomorrow, I've got Jersey Shore to catch up on.

Stephanie Adams, Playboy Playmate for November 1992, has jumped to her death from a Manhattan window, killing both herself and her seven-year-old son. I knew I recognised the name from somewhere: she was in the press last year after she allegedly fired her (now ex) husband's yoga teacher for being too attractive.

Troy Waters, who fought three times for a world title unsuccessfully, dead of leukaemia at 53. Remember him getting absolutely sparked the fuck out by Felix Trinidad.

I mean it's why my username is one of two murderers who have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (the other one, Gig Young, was actually inducted in the same year as Cooley).

Although the deadpooling fuels my competitive nature (and it's a lot easier to win at than fantasy football), I'm really here for the dead celebs. The kind of excellent cadavers (good name for a DDP team?) I like are the character actors, the forgotten wrestlers, the people who had their moment of fame 40 years ago. I've said it before: you cannot be good at this game if you just view picks as numbers, you have to be invested in them as entities.

Smokin' big ole doinks in heaven.

From the same place I got my rock solid Mitzi Shore 2018 advice from: apparently Will Jordan is very much on the way out - was in a care home until recently but has been moved back home so he can pass away surrounded by friends.

As of June 2011 it was in the Bygones Museum at Holkham Hall, which was set up by former Anglia TV presenter Dick Joice. However, that museum closed in 2015 so I dunno where the artefacts went afterwards.

I checked: every member of Split Enz is still alive, except Paul Hester.

Can moderately interesting celebs stop dying until I get the fucking update out? Geez....

Dying so Leon Bailey could use his passport for the World Cup, what a #patriot.

Errr.... T-MIB?

Jlloyd Samuel dead. Aston Villa continue their reputation as the Temptations of Midlands football.

Clearly kidney cancer, I give her two weeks.

She'll be back in a minute for her purse.

As the old joke goes, "If you're here, who's at home fucking the kids?"

Nilsen's death means there's only 12 prisoners left in the UK with whole-life tariffs, according to Wikipedia. Those still left include Robert Maudsley (longest-serving convict in the current legal system iirc), Jeremy Bamber (the murderer with the most insane fanbase online, just google them) and, for the ladies, Rose West.

Are we sure Killa Camm's gone? There's only one post about it on the anti-DL 110 Club....

Keep...an...eye...out....for...the...96-year-old...TV...comedian...in...this...next....poll

Another one of the all-time great character actors, Hugh Griffith, died today in 1980. What a face:

So she hasn't died without anyone noticing...

Larissa P got an RIP tweet from Mariah Carey....

I'm no expert at architecture, but the Sharp Centre for Design is an all-time classic.

Had her written off as the most banal, useless of second-tier Blair administration filled suits, but learning that's she'd nicknamed her tumour "Momentum" definitely the funniest thing I've heard in an obit this year.