Spade_Cooley

We can, unsurprisingly, cross off the oldest surviving movie, 1888's Roundhay Garden Scene, although we can't do the same for the backstage crew as its director, Louis Le Prince, went missing two years later and his body has never been found. EDIT: Absolute fucking state of this run-on sentence, for which I apologise.

Yeah, but we can't ban Prophet so what can you do?

Classic Prophet.

List of the Lost finally up, plus 100 new bios. Edit: and the List of the Missed! And some pictures as well! Someone's trying to put off their spring cleaning here...

Maybe I won't have to rely on Double J to get through to the next round of the cup then.

Big if true.

Terry Jenkins cut back on his schedule last year, and now he's showing up for the UK Open qualifiers bald and clearly having lost weight. Hmm....

Rob Delaney's two-year-old son dies of brain cancer, following in the family tradition of dying painfully.

Head caved in by an underage rent boy, allegedly.

Yeah, if only he'd been namechecked in, what, one of the ten most famous rap songs ever or something.

I'm actually impressed by how quickly Rose McGowan has fucked everything up. I mean she had near infinite credit in the bank to play with, and has managed to use all that up and get herself firmly into woke-debt in the space of three months.

To be precise, one stuffed crushed leaves inside his cousin's vagina, while the other one fucked his step-granddaughter who was later murdered during an exorcism.

One fucked his cousin and the other fucked his step-granddaughter.

If anyone, at all, dies in Australia, the Mail are on it: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5365403/Boxing-legend-dies-home-ONE-DAY-wedding.html Kudos msc.

WE HAVE AN OBIT! WE HAVE AN OBIT! Pete Stokes can be crossed off the list: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5365403/Boxing-legend-dies-home-ONE-DAY-wedding.html

It's weird, I don't have records to hand but we have an inordinate number of non-QOs lying around at the moment, admittedly for some (Salvador Borrego) who were never going to qualify, but Barys Kit, Ann Gillis, WPC Davies and the Aston Villa duo you'd have thought were guaranteed scorers.

I'm sure the magic of the cup is the main thing on the Jose family's minds right now.

Zulu ends transmission: Cetshwayo kaMpande died today in 1884.

Very much worth keeping an eye on, as he's now dead. Co-founder of the Electronic Frontier Foundation as well, which may well see him sneak a QO somewhere.

Yep. Also was a member of Kenny Rogers and the First Edition, and had a pretty fruitful acting career in later life, with most news orgs taking his recurring role in Home Improvement to focus on.

Looks like a cross between Art Garfunkel and my nan two weeks before she died.

Quincy Jones in stunningly ornery form over recent press interviews as he approaches his 85th birthday, discussing why Michael Jackson was a thief, his proof that the mob had JFK assassinated and his friendship with Mussolini's son.

Hey, SC:

Fedora Aleman?