Spade_Cooley

Everybody sing along now:

In the end, it doesn't even matter.

Bit more artsy:

I've started making Norden gifs during down periods at work.

Is it time to get JUICED?

Sarbat da bhala

We can readd "No more drugs than your average funk band" to "professional cyclists". "Had his chips" is the obvious one for John McCain, any advances?

Did we overlook the fact he may be denied parole because he was caught 'stabbing the waiter' in his cell?

Usher has herpes. The article already has the "let it burn" pun so no need to make it yourselves.

Yeah, I can never decide whether to put Rayya updates in authors or the LGBTQ thread. Had to laugh at the venue she was meant to be performing at wishing her a "swift recovery" as if she just had a sprained ankle or something though.

Hearing rumours about poor health in Dr Venglos, could our green-and-white correspondent make some enquiries?

In.... this.... thread... keep... an... eye... out... for... the... poster... making... puns...

Alleged jazz mag aficionado Denis Norden

My mind's telling me no....

Cliff Edwards, one of the biggest stars of the 1920s but perhaps best known to modern audiences as the voice of Jiminy Cricket, died today in 1971. He died penniless and received a pauper's funeral.

No beef with the actor, it affects me about as much as Father Dougal replacing the guy from the phone adverts in that "white cop in Jamaica" show does. I just can't imagine anything worse than three pages of discussion on it.

How much would you need to be paid to read the last x pages of the British sci-fi thread in the main forum now that the new Doctor Who lead has been announced? Me, I'd do it for a cool thou.

I heard Joey say that the day Aaliyah crashed her plane was the best day of his life.

Day of Him Dead

Joe Dolce called me a cunt once. True fact.

Plus, by your logic YW, priority should be given when a member of Da Muttz dies (one single that reached #11, the majestic "Wassuup!" in 2001) over a member of the Velvet Underground (only UK top 75 hit stalled at #71).

Christine Chubbuck experienced some technical difficulties today in 1974.

Ground-breakingly important as the first major Asian-American rapper, plus 2 Live Crew's role in censorship wars in the US. And he discovered Flo Rida!