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Linfield/Celtic the day before the 12th? Can't see anything going wrong here.

In absolute stitches at Glen Campbell's corpse propped up on a chair outselling Katy Perry's new 24/7 publicity blitz album in its first week of release.

OptaDeath

Kohl slew?

Genovese family hitman Joseph "Mad Dog" Sullivan, the only man to ever escape Attica prison, dead at 78. The nickname "Mad Dog" wasn't due to his violent tendencies, but rather his habit of spitting while talking.

Are they all Carry on Dick?

Lamb would be a better choice for the Lib Dems in terms of making me give a shit about them, but I think it'll be Swinson so they can make further inroads in Scotland.

Just realised this means all the dictators at the pool party from the "Petoria" episode of Family Guy are now dead (Milosevic, Hussein, Gadaffi, Castro, Kim Jong-Il, Amin and Noriega himself).

Put it this way: if both Hapilon and Duterte make it to the next WrestleMania, I'd be stunned. I'll say it again: people are sleeping on Isnilon Hapilon as a dead pool pick, much more likely than al-Baghdadi to be confirmed dead.

Scenes when Dino blanks him again in the afterlife

Ah yes, when the country is under martial law and Isis have just seized control of a city of 5 million people, the perfect time to kick back and take things easy.

Fun fact: between 1804 and 1827, there were six Leaders of the House. Five of them died in office.Viscount Howick was the only one who made it out of the post alive.

Last deaths while in office in one of the great offices of state: Chancellor of the Exchequer: Iain Macleod (1970) Foreign secretary: Anthony Crosland (1977) No Home Secretary has ever died in office.

Ban Prophet

Prophet? More like Loss (of any good posts)

Cesar Romero, orange wedges...

Order of current living prime ministers' deaths imho: Major (some point in the next ten years) Brown (same year as Major) (fifteen-year leap) Cameron May The Tonester (will make 100)

"High Chief" Peter Maivia, the first and perhaps quintessential Samoan wrestling superstar, died today in 1982. Outside of the ring he was killed by a statue in You Only Live Twice and his grandson did a bit of wrestling and acting as well.

Grime MC Geko says he has a year to live on Twitter. His brother died at a young age from cancer as well, so it may not be over-the-top "look at me I'm dying" schtick.

Almost as if Star Wars was a bigger film than Dick Tracy or something.

I'm not going to enter a DDP team while running the DDP. I'll probably submit a wrestling theme team as is tradition, but DQSP will not any titles in 2017. Of course, I'm still hungry for the gold so maybe we start grooming at 2018 show-runner now.

Walking in the footstep of giants, but I couldn't allow the DDP to gather rust.

Who's up for the Brexit porno then?

Full obit here from Steve Bunce for those of you unaware of the full Christie story.