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Can the Mirror staffer that lurks here just give us a clue in his next article? Maybe caption a picture "roey juss" or something.

Quahog in mourning.

Sam Panopoulos, a source of pure evil and the man credited with inventing Hawaiian pizza, dead at 82.

List of all MPs who lost a seat: Tories Ben Howlett Jane Ellison Richard Fuller Simon Kirby Charlotte Leslie David Nuttall Julian Brazier Jason McCartney Edward Timpson Gavin Barwell Amanda Solloway Caroline Ansell David Burrowes Andrew Bingham Ben Gummer Kris Hopkins James Berry Karl McCartney Nicola Blackwood Stewart Jackson Oliver Colvile Flick Drummond Rob Wilson James Wharton Neil Carmichael Tania Mathias David Mowat Chris White Graham Evans Byron Davies Craig Williams James Davies Labour Alan Meale Natascha Engel Rob Flello David Winnick LibDems Greg Mulholland Nick Clegg Sarah Olney SNP Callum McCaig Mike Weir Corri Wilson Eilidh Whiteford Calum Kerr Paul Monaghan Phil Boswell Richard Arkless John Nicolson George Kerevan Kirsten Oswald Michelle Thomson Anne McLaughlin Alex Salmond Roger Mullin Owen Thompson Angus Robertson Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh Margaret Ferrier Steven Paterson Stuart Donaldson SDLP Alasdair McDonnell Mark Durkan Margaret Ritchie UUP Tom Elliott Danny Kinahan

I set 'em up, you knock 'em in.

Andrea True might have done better tbh

ConDem 2.0, let's goooooooooo

Problem?

65/1 double of note: Tories to take Bolsover and Greens to take the Isle of Wight, which they're apparently putting a lot of resources into.

Clear that May has positioned Amber Rudd as her successor. Not sure who else is a possibility considering the bloodbath that was the last Tory leadership campaign... Ruth Davidson is the Tory rank-and-file wet dream but I can't see it. After you eliminate all the clear non-starters (Crabb, Gove, Hammond) you're left with literal "who?"s like Chris Grayling. Maybe Graham Brady as an outside punt?

May's gone by 2020, I don't think that's in question. The Tories aren't like Labour, when they're unhappy with a leader they slit their neck and they don't realise until they nod their head. Interesting to see if she's successfully killed the Cameronite wing off by putting them in cabinet positions they're all vastly unsuited for, or if Georgie Oz will return to parliament on a white steed to avenge his master.

"Horror fall" for Phil Collins, shows cancelled.

1. Barrow and Furness (CON gain) 2. Berwickshire, Roxburgh and Selkirk (CON gain) 3. Birmingham Edgbaston (CON gain) 4. Birmingham Northfield (CON gain) 5. Carshalton and Wallington (CON gain) 6. Chorley (CON gain) 7. Dewsbury (CON gain) 8. Eltham (CON gain) 9. Enfield North (CON gain) 10. Gedling (CON gain) 11. Harrow West (CON gain) 12. Ilford North (CON gain) 13. Lancaster and Fleetwood (CON gain) 14. Middlesbrough South and East Cleveland (CON gain) 15. Newcastle-under-Lyme (CON gain) 16. North East Derbyshire (CON gain) 17. North Norfolk (CON gain) 18. Scunthorpe (CON gain) 19. Southport (CON gain) 20. Stoke-on-Trent North (CON gain) 21. Stoke-on-Trent South (CON gain) 22. Wakefield (CON gain) 23. Walsall North (CON gain) 24. West Aberdeenshire and Kincardine (CON gain) 25. Wolverhampton South West (CON gain)

Doesn't dementia traditionally strike at a much earlier age for people with West Indian heritage?

Kirk Douglas raped the woman that Robert Wagner killed.

Rick Rude died on the same day as Columbine as well.

Giuliano Sarti, two-time European Cup winner who never really got a proper chance in the Italian national team due a surfeit of great goalkeepers during the 60s, dead at 83. Charon will be along in a minute to tell us about a game he lost.

Scenes if Diane Torr's cursed this.

Cracked.

Daily Mail's NE correspondent seems to be the first to go on the record that he's dead.