Spade_Cooley

Typical male privilege.

Look at me I'm Sandra Dee Metastasising perfectly

Probably get the Commodore 64 back out of the attic:

Less than three days, actually.... I was at a journalist pub quiz (our team won, obviously) and checked my phone after being allowed to turn it on post-quiz. Every other hack there was more concerned about the news that Muhammad Ali had hours to live but I was more concerned for janitorial.

Tezza has made two trips to Bolsover now, suggesting that the blues seemingly have some data that Dennis Skinner is vulnerable.

Any chance of a few additional emojis to go with ? Maybe ?

The game of life went back in the box for Milton Bradley today in 1911.

Been sitting on a pick for about three weeks now, they're probably gonna drop dead in the next 36 hours and fuck my plans for a repeat.

RIP to one of the greats

100% guaranteed obits in the Mail and The Guardian within hours of her death being known. I was tempted to say anorexia rather than cancer as well, but I will defer to others on this one.

Izzy Brown's nickname should be "Paper Bag Test".

"we"

Drum n bass DJ/producer/label owner Marcus Intalex has died suddenly at the age of 48.

I will be submitting a team.

Alice Stewart Trillin (May 8, 1938 – September 11, 2001) was an American educator, author, film producer and longtime muse to her husband, author Calvin Trillin.

Tina Humphrey, who finished fourth on Britain's Got Talent in 2012 with her dancing dog Chandhi, dead at 45.

Valentino Rossi injured in a training incident very close to where Hayden had his accident last week. La Stampa has no confirmation on his condition as yet, but it's not thought to be serious.

My pick: "Cool Clock Ahmed" himself, 2015-era celebrity Ahmed Mohamed:

High fashion designer Laura Biagiotti has had a heart attack and suffered 'possible brain death'. Will she hold on for the MMDP?

Someone get him some Gold Water.

Aren't 90% of your posts on here about a children's TV show?

Big decision for newspaper editors tonight, similar to the "do 90 dead teenagers in Norway >>>> one Amy Winehouse" call they had to make a few years back.

That leaves the deadpool-friendly Gavin MacLeod, Marion Ross and Joan O'Brien as the only remaining castmembers of Operation Petticoat.