Spade_Cooley

ffs.

Stop Making Oxygen Alternatively, Demme bones.

WUMs are like trolls' grandfathers.

Permanent holiday for Jill Dando today in 1999. Please, don't have nightmares.

This is Italy's year, put the rent on. You have seen that the live performance features a man dancing in a monkey suit right?

You see I've been trying to work out if the Labour party does split into two, and those two camps could best be described as a Blairite continuity party and a Corbynista NUS/Stop the War/Unite gang.... who'd be the two leaders? I have the horrid feeling that the obviously choice for the former is this guy:

For those of you thinking of playing it safe in the GE game....

Jeff Butler, former manager (four times) of Kazier Chiefs, has died. He would have been the first person to manage the South African national team in a full international following their readmission to Fifa in 1992, but he was fired shortly before the game after it was discovered he'd falsified his CV. Instead, the honour went to the enjoyably named Screamer Tshabalala.

Dunno what you're talking about, can't wait until Gooseberry completes his list of every single woman alive between the ages of 60 and 85.

Health update here, but Google Translate isn't really helping me take much from it:

Roger Troutman had significantly less bounce to the ounce today in 1999, when his brother and fellow Zapp bandmember Larry shot him in the torso several times before committing suicide.

Still sending emails, hasn't found time to watch Feud though. She should tbh, cracking little show.

Those of us who bottled it on Sonja Durham: Lady Gaga made a dedication to her at Coachella and most of the tabloid UK press reported on it. From LG's words sounds like we could be talking weeks here.

Looking more and more at the data that's out there (day job, sadly I can't scour google for terminal cancer for a living), I think Jon Cruddas is going to be one of the big casualties this time out. Shame, he looked like the future at one point.

Trying to think of anything more depressing than Heather Graham advertising Foxy Bingo, while dressed in a fox suit. Maybe the children of Romanian orphanages, idk.

Hot dang.

I'll take Gloria De Piero.

Wonderful, I love POV porn.

BBC have previous though, wasn't one of Women's Hour's Women of the Year a "List of the Lost" entry the following year?

Best thing about all this is the very very possible chance that, come 2025, Tony Blair will have been the only Labour leader to win a general election in 50 years.

That's the only two dead (apart from the other one), but on top of them you have the assorted drug troubles of Mark Bosnich and Paul McGrath, Savo Milosevic's father being shot dead by his granddad, Ron Atkinson leaving the microphone on and Andy Townsend being Andy Townsend.

Goddamn that Aston Villa mid-90s team is cursed.

Scenes if Lewis loses his seat and Corbyn stumbles on until the Labour conference, ensuring the next Labour leader is Rebecca Long fucking Bailey.

Ugo Ehiogu rushed to hospital after collapsing during a Spurs U23 training session, where he's now coach.