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Gold: Great Britain Silver: Great Britain Bronze: United States of America Gold: Italy, you mean.

What do we think for DDP obit chances? If Reid Flair gets one, is Smith Hart guaranteed?

Death In Plastic (It's Fantastic)

Bobby Eaton "missing", gonna guess he's in a diabetic coma somewhere.

Grime MC Showkey stabbed to death aged 16. Such are the joys of the world we live in nowadays, a video of his dead body is currently circulating on Snapchat if you're so inclined.

Shekau claims Barnawi has taken control of Boko Haram as part of a "coup", possibly orchestrated by members who wish to see the group submerged fully into Isis. Internecine fighting between the world's deadliest terror organisation is exactly what central Africa needs to restore stability right now.

Ian St John pic from about two weeks ago: Not really close enough for us to make a judgement on his health, but he's still on his feet.

I've always had a soft spot for Keymer & Hassocks, who are the only non-reserve team in the Mid-Sussex Football League Division Ten, the lowest step on the English football pyramid. They would need to record 22 consecutive promotions to play in the Premier League.

Ok it's my turn: WHO? "He urged his fans not to worry" when it was discovered that one was kinda worried, whilst the other didn't seem to give a rat's ass. SC Three UK #1 singles,

Dunno if they'll make the next three years, but CopperCab is now a she.

Sonia Gandhi back on the radar

Flannery O'Connor, today in 1964. The life she saved was not her own. Remember, if you have the entire works of O'Connor and PG Wodehouse you have 98% of all 20th century literature that's worth reading.

Yeah, hopefully a popular pick for those amateur deadpoolers who just pick the big names who go public, but then again a lot of us veterans fucked up by treating Jade Goody's condition with the same casualness back in the day...

If I had to pick an Isis candidate for a dead pool team right now, Tamim Chowdhury, now known as Abū Ibrāhīm al-Hanīf, would be my pick. He's the emir of the Bangladeshi branch of Isis, is widely suspected of being the man behind the Dhaka Cafe attacks and has apparently fled to India. Which strikes me as a [swearword this site's filter won't let me use] stupid place to run to.

H@nn@h Franc!s, 18-year-old three-day-eventer who may have shown up on a few people's longlists for next year, has died.

"You're Going To Die" ends the latest (and apparently last ever) Kunt and the Gang album, and seems a fitting track for deathlisters worldwide. Also contains presumably the first ever pop lyric to reference Beverley Allitt.

A disgrace to all those other great men of peace who've won the award like Menachem Begin, Henry Kissinger and Barack Obama.

Dunno, he'd have to live a couple of weeks between election victory and the traditional ales and banter that picks the top 50. They've released (or are releasing) the bloke that tried to assassinate Reagan 35 years ago. There's always a chance I suppose. Depends on how many Chloe Grace Moretz movies he watches.

Really?

Jack Davis gets a QO via the Mail's AP piggybacking, which presumably opens up the doors for a lot of 60s American comic book artists to be viable DDP picks.

He's going in the Celebrity Big Brother house tonight.

Great thread

YouTuber Marina Joyce has got herself endless headlines over the past 24 hours, after her fanbase flooded #savemarinajoyce across social media. Her rapid weight loss, bruised arms and the appearance of a shotgun in the background of one of her videos have led to suggestions of everything from drug addiction or an abusive boyfriend to her having been kidnapped by Isis and brainwashed into leading teenagers to a fake rave where they will be slaughtered by Daesh gunmen.

Reigning Mr Scotland bodybuilding champ Michael O'Hanlon stabbed to death on an industrial estate.

Sub-editors let that one slip away.