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Ahead of Terry Fox?

Still thing this is the year The Living End break my streak though. Lucas and Caslavska > Granger and Kincaid. We've both got Christie, Delpech ain't getting his obit, my only hopes rest on either Halpin going downhill rapidly or Kincaid dying on the 13th. Or a Party Pooper bonus being installed for passing on your wedding anniversary.

Michael Caine changes his name due to Isis.

I doubt I'm alone in having thought that DDP-relevant pick M@ry Luc@5 may have snuffed it without the press catching wind of it, so I did some digging. She's still alive. And she's not doing very well at all.

Is the term you're looking for "plasterer's radio"?

No need to worry about his DDP credentials, he's dead just three weeks later. Apparently he was quite the celebrity in the Pittsburgh area.

Last poll figures I saw said 51% of Labour voters wanted Corbyn to step down before the next election, but 53% wouldn't vote for anyone other than Corbyn in a leadership contest. Presumably there's 2% of people who have him in their work deadpool?

When some random at a wedding reception comes up to you and says "actually that's not champagne in your Bucks' Fizz, it's just sparkling white wine"

Fuc king hell.

1. The "quirky" vicar from Gogglebox 2. Peter "Snakebite" Wright 3. All British stand-up comedians under the age of 40

Let's just be honest, Milo Yananannapoplulis.

11 years late with that one: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/1488975/Gerry-Marshall.html

Les Stocker, founder of St Tiggywinkle's, dead at 73.

You on your way to a Staind concert?

50 years to the day Bobby Fuller turned up in the front of his mother's car with broken fingers and a series of petechial hemorrhages caused by petrol inhalation. Listed as a suicide at the time, the current belief is he was murdered by infamous record company executive/fixer (and the inspiration for Hesh in "The Sopranos") Morris Levy.

Oh no! That's another big death with regard to highly influential musicians in 2016 Well. As long as Paul doesn't die, it should be ok He's only got one gig booked for the rest of the year, but seems healthy enough.

According to her husband on Twitter, KG is "deteriorating fast".

QO from the Mail

Won''t be Verne Gagne, he's already dead.

Pakistani vlogger Qandeel Baloch shot dead by her brother in an apparent "honour killing".

I can confirm that every news desk on the planet is eagerly awaiting the first Pokemon Go fatality. Reckon we're about five days away from it.

Jan Ravens might be able to clear off her credit cards now though.

Got really excited about a 2017 pick for a minute, but then I found out Craig Spector didn't write Nightmare On Elm Street, he wrote Nightmare On Elm Street V. And nothing else. Anyway, he has stage 4 cancer.

Your OCD would be helped by a random interruption into a solid block of ordinal numbers?