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Prison argy-bargy sees child murderer Sidonio Teixeira beaten to death by Victor Castigador - one of the few men left in Britain with a whole-life prison tariff.

One of those deaths that's massive and insignificant at the same time, the guy who plays Chekhov in the new Star Trek movies has died aged 27. Anton Yelchin was found "pinned between his car and a brick mailbox" at 1am local time. He was also the voice of "Clumsy Smurf" in the modern Smurf films. Make your own joke.

Mark "Domino" Gedge, permanent fixture on the All Star Wrestling shows of the mid-2000s, dead after a "long battle with personal demons" at 44. Here he is doing job duty on his only WWE appearance

Hungary playing gives the BBC all the excuse they need to round up anyone left from the 1950s to discuss Puskas et al in a little pre-match package. Brian Glanville looks in fine fettle, Albert Sewell (Match of the Day statistician for 30 years) not so well.

Pakistani foreign ministry issues email saying DDP crux Abdul Sattar Edhi has died: Edhi's son then says "ummm.... no?"

Tony Hancock - that's four.

Kevin McCarra, former Guardian sports writer, reported missing.

Maybe Bill Cosby's bio should be changed on the site....

Sweden have had two shots on target so far this tournament, both were from Ciaran Clark.

You should go back to making your usual posts that contain nothing of note, drol.

Tommy Mair turns out to be a pretty interesting character, ties to pro-Apartheid groups of the 1980s. Very much an old school racist rather than yr edgy alt-right Dr Zorders types.

First sitting MP to be murdered by someone other than the IRA since Spencer Percival.

Sir Clement Freud is now a suspect.

A testament to just waiting for the right opportunity to come along rather than hope on the first goofball idea you have.

If Granger makes it to the end of Euro 2016 I'd be stunned, the photos of her on Twitter from recent days are probably the illest I have ever seen a DDP pick.

Reports now suggesting this was a hoax.

Most of us are still angry that Howard Marks and Jenny Diski are still alive.

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Worth noticing that Italy's actual version of Brucie, Mike Bongiorno, had his corpse dug up and held for ransom after his death.

Tracy Dart, a "three-time breast cancer survivor" who was found to be faking her illness to scam people out of charity money earlier this year, is alleged to now be receiving hospice care for a complete unrelated disease.

The other rumour is he is suffering from neither, and is instead engaging in surreptitious meetings with Niger Delta militants.

The shooter has beaten Seung-Hui Cho's high score.

You'd have to have a heart of stone not to laugh.

People don't die from peripheral neuropathy. They can die, however, from a sharp kick in the balls. They can also die by falling out of a 45th storey window because their racist father doesn't both locking the windows properly iirc.