Spade_Cooley

Cool, neither did I.

You are bad at posting to message boards. Stop posting to message boards.

Isn't it great when things just... Garrison? Garrison?

Granger tweeted yesterday saying she won't be alive by the time the Pride of Britain awards come through (mid-October), but she can still leave the house at the moment so I don't think she'll be the lick here. Kincaid, on the other hand, has had no status updates since she popped into hospital two weeks ago...

this could mean one of two things. 1 He is struggling financially and has to sell them to make money. 2 He is terminaly ill and is selling all his stuff because he won't need it. Except virtually no one does the latter unless their without issue or close family. You don't SELL your personal shit if you're about to die, you give it to the relatives you want to have it when you're gone. I left a 1% door open in my qualifying statement in case Pele is that big of a prick. SC Pele is NOT that big of prick. As Larry Grayson used to say; shut that door!

Image I'm hoping to post asap.

Liking Jiroemon's chances, tbh: http://www.ekathimerini.com/209128/article/ekathimerini/news/new-democracy-mep-giannakou-in-intensive-care-after-heart-attack

QO from the Beeb: http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36420770/surfer-blood-guitarist-thomas-fekete-who-had-a-rare-form-of-cancer-dies-aged-27

Thomas Fekete's dead, according to Twitter. On mobile so someone else will have to post a link.

I promised a big name pick, and I'm delivering. Jerome Lewis, the current reigning US school janitor of the year.

Alan Pulido, squad member for Mexico in 2014 but didn't see any pitch time, has been kidnapped in the city of Ciudad Victoria by six armed gunmen. Government have issued a level-three something or other.

Latest from Rowena Kincaid's Facebook:

Croupier was good. That was only, what, 18 years ago?

I have indeed Spade, is that my bad or was it such a stinker that its stinking explains why nobody ever told me to see it? The assorted talent that's spread over those films (Kevin Kline, Jean Reno, Emily Mortimer, Kristin Chenoweth, Clive Owen, Beyonce, the aforementioned Statham, Alfred Molina, Jeremy Irons, Lily Tomlin, Andy Garcia, Aishwarya Rai, John Cleese and DL favourites Johnny Halyday and Geoffrey Palmer) means it's usually a winning answer once in every three episodes of Pointless. I think I've seen that. Is it the one where Clive Owen does a really ill-advised James Bond pastiche? Yep. As much as I enjoy Owen as a "thriller released in February with no Oscar aspirations" performer, comedy isn't his strong point.

My reaction to your posts SC is roughly similar to the movie-going public's reaction to every post-Pirates Depp movie.

I have indeed Spade, is that my bad or was it such a stinker that its stinking explains why nobody ever told me to see it? The assorted talent that's spread over those films (Kevin Kline, Jean Reno, Emily Mortimer, Kristin Chenoweth, Clive Owen, Beyonce, the aforementioned Statham, Alfred Molina, Jeremy Irons, Lily Tomlin, Andy Garcia, Aishwarya Rai, John Cleese and DL favourites Johnny Halyday and Geoffrey Palmer) means it's usually a winning answer once in every three episodes of Pointless.

Someone's forgotten the Pink Panther reboot of the mid-2000s, featuring Jason Statham as the manager of the French national football team.

JimmyGreaves.net added 5 new photos. 22 mins · We are visiting Jimmy at the weekend . If you tweet or message for him I will show him on Saturday. He's still fighting but it's over a year since the stroke and he's not really any better despite his and our best efforts. We love him and we know so many of you do. Thanks for the messages of goodwill for him

Death Slam Form Guide #21 Ryan Buell Ha. Hahahaha. Hahaha. Bwahhahahahhahahahahahahahahaha.

Bill Cosby will stand trial.

Would be very, very surprised if Sellers was upstairs not downstairs.

https://youtu.be/bXTvSQrBMPI?t=4m3s Harry Hill and Burt Kwouk doing the Chemical Brothers may be one of the single times I've laughed the hardest in my life.

Tipster king...

Two pints of vodka and a packet of crisps