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Still think Hollingworth is just about notable enough to qualify for inclusion on the DL proper, but that's probably my inky background talking.

He was also the keyboardist in the New Radicals. Apparently the dreamer's disease isn't curable.

RIP to one of the greats. Like Donatella Versace crossed with Pat Butcher.

And one year later, Mike Awesome thrilled his last fat chick and hung himself from a doorway:

"today"

The chorus to "Sing" by Sheeran is better than anything your favourite musicians have ever done. Still not comfortable with a ginger being a popstar though.

Andrzej Żuławski, arty film director behind "Possession" and "Cosmos", is either dead or will be dead within hours depending on which Twitter rumours you're reading.

Ain't heard much from Kirk Douglas recently.

Chris Waddle.

Kenny Easterday, the "Man with Half A Body" who fathered a child and made regular appearances on the Jerry Springer Show, dead at 45.

DQSP setting trends in the deadpooling world yet again.

There was never much to do in Luton. Last time I was there, I visited 4 pubs. Can't remember much else. Having visited Luton twice myself, I can see why so many people from that town wish to destroy the west.

More importantly, Wally Cox died in 1973. It is one of the great mysteries of Hollywood that a man who looked like this: was Marlon Brando's lover. And that's still handsome-as-fuck Marlon, not "large donner, large chips, extra mayo" Marlon.

Trifon Ivanov dead at 50. If he wasn't in your 10 favourite footballers of the 90s, I dunno what to tell you.

Interview with DDP-relevant pugilist Errol Christie. The poor bastard has been through a lot and looks like it.

No shit. I suppose he's also ruled out Ellen de Generes, Clare Balding and Eleanor Roosevelt?

Graham Moore, 1959 BBC Wales Sports Personality of the Year and former Charlton, Chelsea and Man Utd midfielder, dead at 74. Also played for the mighty Cobblers in their only top-flight season to date.

If the Independent does close its print operations (as rumoured) to go online-only, will it still be valid as an obit source in 2017?

Still, at least we can clearly say without any shadow of a doubt that he is in hell right now.

Welp, called that wrong.

Quite like the idea of a DP that encourages us to hunt out newspapers written in Cree and Bantu to see if they've mentioned Joey Feek's passing.

We haven't had a first lady (or, in this case, man) die in office since 1914 (Ellen Wilson). If Hillary a) wins gets two terms, I'd be stunned if that record isn't broken.

The Waterloo actress in question is someone I'd never heard of, tbh. She's in a popular long-running radio drama about the countryside and will soon be in an HBO series popular among people who like to paint Warcraft figurines.

The GOAT.

DMX has had an "asthma attack" (done a shitload of crack and passed out). Not gonna lie, will trade every other celebrity currently going to keep DMX alive, the man's career output makes Bowie, Lemmy and Rickman look like the bitches they were.