Spade_Cooley

Would "Stock Pick" have been a better thread subtitle?

Feel like she probably deserves a thread now.

Diana Athill has been mentioned as a potential pick in these threads for the last five years, but now she says that "death may occur at any time". Which, technically, is true.

Bobby Eaton hospitalised again, this time with a seizure.

Still remember her as the old dear that Tony briefly considered banging in The Sopranos.

Or maybe not. 18 months later, private investigators have confirmed that Tim Dog is dead.

And yet there's a bloke in every pub up and down the length of the British Isles who thinks that Ferguson could somehow have stopped Gascoigne being a bipolar alkie simply by signing him.

London Fashion Week debut postponed due to ill-health. Get your front seat tickets for the reschedule in February 2015.

And now he's stepped down from his AZ role.

iirc this makes O'Haire the fourth wrestler to have their PPV debut in the 2000s and since die (after The Wall, Umaga and Lance Cade).

Former Charlton/Palace clogger David Whyte (not to be confused with the Man City striker), dead at 44.

Chick-Fil-A founder and devout heterosexual S. Truett Cathy dead at 93. Cathy gone home

She was also in GRL, the failed replacement group for the Pussycat Dolls

Ohhh ohhh, she shouldn't be seen dead in that medical gown *makes gagging gesture*

Dead. Apparently a "British hostage" is next up in the barbers' chair, good news for those who want a patriotic DDP pick in 2015.

"Fading in and out of consciousness" according to DDP on Twitter, who is presumably bricking it at losing his meal ticket if Jake dies.

Can we talk?

Death... finds a way.

BBC Breaking reporting he's dead.

My theme team for 2015 is going to be "people who I think will die but won't get obituaries".

He's had a stroke. Surely he can afford a taxi instead of having to get a bus around though?

Let's just enjoy that classic Lostprophets video that shoulda seen them back in the top 10 one more time:

Co-creator of the ALS Ice Bucket challenge.... drowns.

This is the one great Cliff song, tbh. Could easily be a yacht rock anthem:

Mario Oriani-Ambrosini has gone OoO. I went with him and it's unique but as you predicted, no decent obit as yet. Was a risk/reward strategy i know. To make it even more frustrating, he actually committed suicide and so would have qualified for an unnatural death bonus.