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Could just be something about late November that really stresses him out. Anti-St. Andrews Day fever?

Always good to pick a tough password for your secret files.

Yeah, the only "don't pick up the soap" advice I could see is because he might end up dispatched the same way Jeffrey Dahmer was.

Has pleaded "guilty" to two counts of attempting to rape a baby as well as 11 other charges, including conspiracy to rape.

New jacks: remember this isn't a "who gonna die in 2014" thread, it's a "who should be on the DeathList.net DeathList in 2014". Figures have to be of note to a UK audience, preferably to the extent that they'll have a "tributes today have been paid to...." segment on the news. It's not the spot for DDP-style "a Big Brother contestant's niece has stage IV everything cancer" picks.

Out late (4)

Finally going on trial, looking "heavier" and "grey-haired". Stoked for the Daily Mail news reports from this, tbh.

Mentioned in about seven different threads spread across the board, but might as well shove it here. Munich Air Crash survivor and Man Utd captain throughout the early 60s, Bill Foulkes, dead at 81.

Going through the rest of the Heenan Family, in a "fun" "update" manner: Ric Flair - well we know where he is. Would be stunned if he makes it to 2018 tbh. Adrian Adonis - drowned in 1988 after the driver of the car he was in swerved to miss a moose The Missing Link - Died of cancer in 2007 Ken Patera - Still with us, would probably obit because he was a former IC title holder, admittedly pre-expansion. Big John Studd - Had liver cancer and ALS, meaning he would have been very popular if there'd have been a 1995 DDP King Kong Bundy - In the picture, doesn't look too bad for a fat bald guy Buddy Rose - Died in 2007 weighing about twice his ring weight. Seriously, dude was something like 400lbs when he carked it. "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff - In the picture, looking like the boondocks General Melchett. Has battle skin cancer and has one arm much smaller than the other due to nerve damage. The medical term is a "megaBeadle". Harley Race - Still with us, presumably if he ever gets close to death Triple H will offer his soul to Satan to save his hero's life. André the Giant - We hardly knew ye.... Ravishing Rick Rude - Heart attack in 1999, his brother Steve Beaton keeps his memory alive on the darts circuit Hercules Hernandez - Heart attack in 2004. Was only 47 at the time of passing, looked a lot older. The Barbarian - In the picture, still does the occasional legends bout Haku - Still the hardest man in wrestling history, even if he has shrunk. Once bit a fan's nose off for a laugh. Tama - Weird how this guy is Rikishi's twin brother and yet Tama's career was over by 1989 and Rikishi didn't get over in a single gimmick until a decade later. Rikishi will die first imho. "Mr. Perfect" Curt Hennig - Survived nearly being thrown out of an airplane by Brock Lesnar, couldn't survive all the coke he shoved up his nose. Died in 2003. "The Red Rooster" Terry Taylor - Road agent for NXT at the moment, don't think he's had any health issues. The Brooklyn Brawler - Will never die. Has worked a WWF/E match nearly every year since 1984. Jobbed to Ryback in a TV match this year. The Brain Busters (Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard) - Arn's still a road agent and still looks like the prototype for every "I'm not a stereotypical gay dude!" gay dude in London. Blanchard spent ten years as an alkie then converted to Christianity. He's currently a prison minister, so there's a chance he might get stabbed soon.

Is that a pattern at the bottom of Bundy's shirt or has he spilt coffee all over himself?

The hospital would have been confused to find his passport had his birthdate as January 1, 1992. They enjoyed his stories about playing in the same youth team as Kanu though.

Congratulations to the happy couple!

Just some random mark, I think. Couldn't be arsed to dress up to meet his heroes either.

Maurice "Mad Dog" Vachon, 2010 WWE Hall of Fame inductee and five-time AWA Heavyweight Champion, dead at 84.

Dead at 66, but no sign of a UK obituary nearly a week later. Maybe I chose right, maybe a filler Independent obituary on December 16th is going to make me kick a hole in the nearest cupboard. Bollocks.

Idle is the man behind a lot of the commercial exploitation of Python's image (stuff like Spamalot and Monty Python slot machines are basically due to him), but he's also notorious as a man quite comfortable with taking other people's credit/royalties/ideas. His treatment of long-time friend/co-writer of The Rutles Neil Innes is kinda legendary if you Google.

So it took a third ex-wife's alimony fees to finally push John Cleese into a reunion, huh? Eric Idle is possibly the worst human being in comedy history, and that includes the fat dude who rammed a broken coke bottle up that lass's fanny.

Well there goes that unique pick in 2014 then. He was in Jack Off Jill as well, terrible late 90s mosher fans.

tbh my only request is that we get Dennis Norden back on the list.

Screenwriting guru and probably the biggest proponent of the three-act structure in scripts, Syd Field, has reached his climax and resolution aged 78.

Back in intensive care.

Accidentally clicked "follow" on Jim Bamber's daughter's Twitter page yesterday while looking for information about his condition.

Sucks for him.

Turns out it wasn't heaven's door he was knocking on, but rather than front door of the local comprehensive.

Emma Morano still lives alone and can walk according to Italian press reports. Think she might take the gong here.