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Interview with Sandy Jardine from the Herald. Starts off with a comparison to Dennis Potter's last interview. Later on Jardine says "maybe I should have died in December". I think you can probably remove him from your Christmas card list this year.

Ironically enough... JFT 7 points.

I think he worked a few gimmick matches as a young'un during the arse-end of WCW's years. Inevitably during Russo's reign. Always thought David would be first to go.

Pie in the sky.

Hillsborough campaigner John Glover, who was played by Ricky Tomlinson in the TV movie, has died aged 72. DDP points for myself and Drunkasaskunk.

X-Pac tears his anus open.

She's put it back on again, via a few cheeky bargain buckets and Zinger Towers. Entertainingly, The Sun lists this under "Scottish News".

Joe Weider, founder of Mr and Mrs Olympia, the International Federation of Bodybuilders, Flex Magazine, Muscle and Fitness Magazine, and pretty much anything else relevant to the history of bodybuilding, has died aged 92. Gay porn has truly lost its leading light.

Things fall apart. And by "things" I mean Chinua Achebe.

Described on one website this morning as "the Italian Allan Wells". What an epithet.

Sky News Newsdesk ‏@SkyNewsBreak17m A 59-year-old man - understood to be comedian Jim Davidson - has been re-arrested by police following further allegations of sex offences

James Herbert has died. He was only 69, which makes you wonder how young he must have been when he wrote All Creatures Great and Small.

Kinda ironic that Lisa Lynch's obituary has kept us hanging on a rope, no? I'll get me coat.

Could have sworn I posted about Jason Molina, of early 00s buzzband Songs: Ohia, and his medical problems on this thread last year. Maybe I kept quiet because I wanted him as a pick. Doesn't matter anyway, because he's dead.

Sterling Moss "doesn't want a poofter to play him in his life story".

Does this count as a Lynch obit?

Such a shame he died before he got the chance to write a second joke.

She was editor of "Real Homes" magazine, so she had some very, very vague "fame" before her cancer.

She's dead, apparently. And so the wait begins for the obit. There's enough journos tweeting about her, I'm guessing she'll get the requisite Times send-off within the week.

So they've elected a 76-year-old with one lung. Yeah, this isn't going to be a long-term appointment.

I'm already taking a Liverpool-esque "there's always next season" approach to this year's DDP.

I never knew Sarah Greene was Welsh. Makes sense I suppose, she's always had rugby inside of her.

I meant Henry Ford and/or Elvis Costello.

That was Marc Almond's excuse...

Tony Gubba's dead. Weird that a man who was such an integral part of sport for over 40 years could be so unmemorable when you think about it, but there you go. Still, the curse of Half Man Half Biscuit claims another body: