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Reg Smythe, creator of that lovable wifebeater Andy Capp, got turfed out of life by the poorly drawn landlord today in 1998 aged 80.

Go home and get your fucking pine box.

La Liga top scorer in 1948 and 1952, who was occasionally wheeled out in front of the cameras to shake hands with whichever overpriced Galactico Real had signed that week, Pahino has died at 89.

Is this cunt attending any of the games?

Yesterday, former Racing Santander and Sporting Gijon coach Manuel Preciado Rebolledo signed a contract to make him manager of Villareal for the upcoming season, hoping to take them back to the top flight. Today, he keeled over and died. Now that's what you call a contract for life.

A change will do her good.

Big month coming up for Poland and what better way to round it off than with the general's death?

Engage in some harmless online roleplay

Fair play.

Ornette keeps going strong but Andy Hamilton, a DDP pick in 2007, has died - http://www.bbc.co.uk...ingham-18317513 Well there goes the dream of an Andy Hamilton theme team in 2012, with him taking his place alongside the roly-poly darts champ and the dwarf "comedian".

Our guest was trying to tell us that Mr Khil has Trolololo'd off at the age of 77, but his image isn't hyperlinking properly.

Family Feud host and Hogan's Heroes star Richard Dawson dies at 79 http://abcnews.go.co...ud-host-was-79/ I'm causin' more family feuds than Richard Dawson/And the survey says - you're dead.

Damn, John Terry will never get that signed photo now.

Peter Vaughan turned 89 a few months ago and he's still healthy enough to turn up in Game of Thrones and Doc Martin.

Modern equivalent of writing to your MP

Dead The middle classes, huh?

Our boy's got a new job that should take up some of his time...

Well, that'll teach me to be so lazy.

Also in internet news, that one kid who did that one YouTube video about being terminally ill a few weeks ago hasn't bothered to hang about and has now died.

Eduard Khil, the Russian vocalised musician popular in his home nation during the 1970s but solely known to the rest of the world as , has had a stroke and according to some media reports is in a coma.

And to round off this fantastic day for boxers, Paul Williams decided to get himself into a motorbike accident while not wearing a helmet, and may now be permanently paralysed from the neck down.

I believe there's a lot more to his life story than that, I have a recollection of something about a bus accident and another witness of a murder, there was talk of a book/film a few years back. Perhaps it's too grim & dirty for even Hollywood to dress up. Unlike Mickey Ward in The Fighter, this story was never going to have a (relatively) happy ending. When he was 12 a bus he was travelling in went off road. Tapia ended up with a decapitated head in his lap as four people on the bus died. It's just an insane life story, and it's a shame the dude wasn't able to battle his demons properly to tell it in a comfortable retirement.

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