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So which Buranovskiye Babushki member are you shortlisting for 2013 then?

Six-time Olympic gold medallist and "the most successful fencer in history", Edoardo Mangiarotti, has had the Grim Reaper cry "halt" on him aged 93.

Fantastic. And she's not even Glaswegian! She's progressed to the Daily Mail now, with their website leading (as in "considering this to be the most important news story in the world right now") with the tale of how it took 30 different people eight hours to remove the roly-poly teenager from her house during recent medical problems. She packs the scales at a saucy 63 stone and the Mail say she is "not expected to live past 20". She is currently 19.

Congratulations to the Daily Mirror, who have just fell for a rumour started by a bored 21-year-old on Twitter and reported that Glazer has died.

Mentioned around these parts before, George Jones has been hospitalised with respiratory problems and cancelled all forthcoming concerts. The race is on....

Entrepreneur/Thatcherite throwback publicity whoring shitbag Michelle Mone is currently awaiting results on a skin cancer scan.

How about "Deathlist says 'Hello Nazi'", as a mocking reminder to all of us who didn't correctly pick Adam Yauch?

Let's keep seeing how irrelevant a celebrity familymember death can get covered: Denise Walsh's mum.

Thatcher/Gabor lesbian suicide pact probably gonna give you a coronary in a few months time.

From first to nearly falling out of the top ten, my choke job is in full effect now. Call me the Jean Van De Velde of deadpooling.

Remember them this way:

We've had two "counting the days" deaths in a row, so let's take a wildcard death instead. James Randi.

Sigh, time to get the calculator out.

Be poised to update again. We might get a 3rd death there is still 45 minuted of the day left Someone check on Clive Dunn.

Closer than the EPL title race.

With my DDP season slowly falling to pieces I went for one of my 20: Jaruzelski

One I'm surprised none of the DDP's Google Alert crew picked this year: former ITN reporter Ellie Jeffrey, who spoke about her metastatic secondary breast cancer in a Telegraph interview last year, has died aged 28.

At least she'll finally get to have dinner with Gershwin now.

Here's a big front page death for you: Donna Summer's down deep inside aged 63, cancer.

I sold some books on Amazon a few years ago, and one of them was purchased by Michael Fenton Stevens. He's only 54 though.

Yeah, although part of me thinks he won't even make the starting line for 2013. Apart the financial markets are already geared up for him carking within the next few months.

Happy 63rd birthday, Billy! Only the good die young.

Dunno how "yummy" complications emerging from a stroke are: Sendak is in the night kitchen at 83.

It's kinda embarrassing really, like a lot of wiggers my age it was the Beasties who first got me into rap music back in the mid 90s, but fuck me if I don't find all of their stuff, with the possibly exception of "Hey Ladies", absolutely unlistenable now. So in tribute, here's a song where Serch calls MCA a cunt repeatedly and threatens to kill him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S4Irlj7DnE