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For those of you who've retuned your freeview box recently, "Really", the reality TV channel, is now available gratis. Not much in the way of classic TV there, but for those of us with an interest in dying celebs they are showing every episode of "Celebrity Rehab" at the moment. Being as two of the shows "stars" have already shared their final needle (Jeff Conaway and the bassist from Alice in Chains), you can probably fill your upcoming year's team with cast members. Tom Sizemore really doesn't look long for this world.

He was in goal the first time I ever went to watch the Cobblers. Confirmation that my youth is done.

Dwarfs: short people (with no reason to live) who have a medical condition Dwarves: goblin fantasy broadsword shit

Don't call it a comeback, he's been here for years. Or at least it feels like that.

That's the bit I underlined in pencil from all of that. Being 90 and having to get hauled out of a burning building by Kate Winslet can't be good for your longevity.

Sadly she's not a widow yet, but the ever-fragrant Mary Archer has had a spot of bother with that sack of piss she carries around with her insert your own punchline.

I could have sworn the fact that Canada's leader of the opposition had more different cancers than he's had hot Tim Hortons had been mentioned on here, but apparently. Anyway, Jack Layton is dead so any of you who were keeping that under your hat for next year's DDP, too late.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RScYA_fBqKY

Blah blah Twitter rumours blah blah.

Socrates is in intensive care after suffering a stomach haemorrhage.

There's been some Brinsworth discussion over the past six months I'm sure... mainly as to whether or not Bob Holness is currently a resident, and whether whoever's running the DDP at the time will put any effort into his obituary or just go with "Can I have an RIP please Bob?" instead.

And this is where she hangs out, so to speak. Glad to see the site is doing its best to preserve its models' modesty. A CHALLENGER APPEARS I dunno where we'd be without these Daily Mail "human" "interest" "stories".

Gene "father of the delightful Jessi Slaughter" Leonhardt has done goofed of a heart attack aged 53. Consequences will, presumably, never be the same again.

Solomon Mujuru, former leader of Mugabe's guerilla forces during the Bush War, has died in a fire at his home. Completely coincidentally, he was under house arrest at the time for his role in a plot to oust Mugabe.

So notaguest for the 2012 Deathlist then?

George Hamilton? In a skin cancer scare? What a massive totally unexpected surprise.

Olympic skiing prospect sacked from TEAM USA after urinating on an 11-year-old girl who had just been told her father had stage 4 cancer.

I thought the legendary "rock star boyfriend" was Jim Kerr? I also hate myself for knowing this.

Unsurprisingly, the man nicknamed "The Fighting Frenchman" has surrendered. In addition to Bonkers Bruno, he also fought a rogues' gallery of one-time contenders in his tomato can career: Ken Norton, Gerrie Coetzee, in addition to the more impressive Larry Holmes and George Foreman.

Chris Crocker and Star Wars Kid strike me as inevitable suicide victims by 2015. Remember "the man with the golden voice" Ted Williams everyone loved in January because he had a deep voice and... that was it? Well he relapsed into drug addiction, had all offers of work rescinded, became homeless again and was last heard of in a free drug rehab clinic. Good times.

Internet meme and keep fit guru/roid freak Aziz Sergeyevich Shavershian, better known as "Zyzz," has suddenly died aged 22.

You're probably right, but... I can't see the problem with useless speculation myself. That's what this site is all about. Twitter searching "Peter Tork"... apparently he played a gig 18 hours ago? Maybe Mickey Dolenz is dying instead?

Thats what you dont get, you idiot. The forum was always more than just about posting the deaths of people, it could never have survived and been viable for so long if it was just about Dead people! It was a place of fun, debate, banter and everything that you are not. Even some of the newer "established posters" nice enough as they are, are hopeless wordsmiths and lack any kind of personality that makes what they say and what they think interesting. You are a complete tool and are fucking up this place because twats like you encourage twats to come here in the same way that a fly eating a dog turd will surely attract other diners. Never mind "civil liberties" if the mods here had the balls they would bite the bullet and ban you for the greater good of mankind, or summat..... he's allready left the forum anyway u twat Mods, can we get an IP check on that last post?

You do wonder whether this continual ineptness is deliberate... I used to be (still am) actually on a message board where one of the sub-forums was dedicated to this massive, large-scale trolling operation that involved a group of maybe 10, 15 users each setting up four or five fake Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, whatever accounts to create the impression that there was this 50-strong community of people who already existed, then they'd slowly drag actual real people into their imaginary world and start fucking with them. Getting them to fall in love with people who don't exist, wire money for problems that nobody has, start fights with their actual irl friends, and so on and so forth. There's actually a vaguely notable piece of Facebook "FAIL" internet virality that's actually one of their pieces of trolling. TL;DR - I know some guys whose dedication to trolling sees them spend maybe 20 hours a week talking to strangers and flipping between a variety of fake online personae all for the purpose of "lulz." And even they aren't as dedicated to this level of high-tier trolling as notaguest.