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Happy birthday woman who there will be absolutely no news about until the actual moment she dies.

RIP Mick Jagger

Anyone who works at an abortion clinic in South Dakota.

For posts about the great and good carking it that don't really fit anywhere else. Other than John Entwistle and Patrick Troughton, have any other celebrities died whilst fucking groupies?

Kinda inconsiderate of him not to be dying of a haemorrhage for those of us who wanted to do a "Reign In Blood"/"raining blood" pun.

Lynden David Hall died less than eight years after winning "Best Newcomer" at the MOBOs. Has anyone else died sooner after picking up a newcomer gong at a major awards ceremony? The most recent winner of the best newcomer at the Grammy's to be dead is yr man from Milli Vanilli, who won it in 1990 then carked it just over eight years later.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v-SYKJC80c From 10:38 onwards in this video if you wanna do some first hand research, or maybe watch it all the way through if you want to watch the continued inexplicable success of Florence Welch.

I never thought I'd see the day when Aretha Franklin weighed less than Christina Aguilera. I'm calling shenanigans on these claims that she hasn't got pancreatic cancer, she's like the black Patrick Swayze up out there.

Anyone catch this Grammy's tribute to her? Her tits are lower than Emma Stone's voice these days.

It was former WWE nobody Kizarny, who was trained by Jake Roberts.

The joys of social networking: Angelo Dundee has his own official Facebook page, so you can keep up with the latest incidents in which the 89-year-old breaks his hip. One for the research folder.

Stick a fork in him, he's done.

This is what happens when you don't buy someone a t-shirt

Dave Van Ronk died today in 2002. might be one of my ten favourite songs of all time.

One that'd probably struggle for a UK obit, but Sir Oliver Humperdink, probably best known as a manager in late 80s WWF, has just been diagnosed with terminal liver cancer.

Q: What's up, Doku? A: Just killed a bunch of Russians, bro.

She's looking better

I think anyone who can make Les Dennis consider suicide has to deserve some of our sympathies.

I even tried making a gag about a miscarriage the other day. Nobody flinched. Dispiriting.

Can't keep this guy out of the news. Nothing to do with his health, admittedly.

Gary Moore will no longer be walking those Parisienne Walkways, as he's died aged 58.

Also, for the sake of randomly naming an old person, I was boredly looking over the history of the world transfer record in the wake of Greaseball O'Jagerbomb's move to Liverpool on Monday, and the oldest surviving person to have broken the world transfer fee record is Hasse Jeppson, 85-years-old, who moved from Atalanta to Napoli in 1952 for the princely sum of £52,000.

William Morais, a midfielder with Corinthians in Brazil vaguely known to anyone who has ever played Football Manager 2011 as a mediocre Spanish first division side, has been shot dead aged 19l.

Amanda Holden's unborn baby just got its third red X.

Just mentioned on Soccer Saturday, but Buckie Thistle's team today contains defender Kevin Small, who's playing despite having the kidney disease IgA nephropathy and being in urgent need of a transplant.