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I'd say he'll almost definitely be unable to fulfil that obligation, as he's hung himself.

You Say Party! We Say Die! drummer Devon Clifford suffers from etymological irony, aged 30.

John Batchelor, who was apparently both a businessman and a touring car driver in a previous life but may be better known for running York City into the ground (changing their name to York City Soccer Club in the process) and for a bid to buy Mansfield Town and rename them "Harchester United" after the club from Dream Team, won't be fucking anything else up as he's died aged 51.

He was a perennial favourite amongst the mosher girls during my teenager years, although probably more for the claims that he was the best hung man in music rather than through his, frankly dire, music.

Yeah, Heenan is alive and has been battling throat cancer for about five years now, he's got some support among picks on the DDP, and... well, click this photo if you want to see why. Making Roger Ebert look like Jay Leno.

One day it'll be safe to go to joints in London where they play Western Swing without having to put up with an audience of people just-turned-30 who have realised they're too unattractive to get on the neo-burlesque craze and have instead become ironic rockabilly revivalists. Until then, Youtubes like that are a godsend.

The "Mighty Canadian" is oot of action, eh, aged 81.

Any woman in particular? Might I suggest Anthea Turner or Cilla Black. Or anyone off Coronation Street. I think this is the exact kind of quandry the "poll" function on these boards was created for.

Taking a dump on Bob Wills's grave and kicking a woman to death.

Steve Reid, who banged the skins for Miles Davis, Fela Kuti, Sun Ra, James Brown and as a Motown session player, has put down the sticks aged 66.

Twice over the past week I've dreamt that Bruce Springsteen has died in a car accident so, idk, clunk click every trip Boss.

Malcolm McLaren dies aged 64 Ever get the feeling you've been cheated? Good night.

Michael Lowes of airtime-filling reality TV show "Bad Lads' Army" has killed himself aged 28. Not interesting in and of itself, but worth it for the suggestion that it means any reality TV participant who carks it is probably going to get a UK-wide national obituary.

"Lisa will be mourning"

Completely forgot this piece of classic journalism about CR:

Corin Redgrave dead at 70.

Tammy Wynette got a D-I-V-O-R-C-E from L-I-F-E today in 1998